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OFF CHAINS

An act that is/was done by someone or something that was utterly ridiculous, incredible, or hilarious.
Oi have you heard that new song by Bhad Bhabie, It's "OFF CHAINS" mayn!

Oi did you see that guy at the party doing the robot, he was "OFF CHAINS" mayn!

Oi did you see that bird take a phat dump on Joe Bidens head, that was seriosuly "OFF CHAINS" mayn!
by Man whose OFF CHAINS May 2, 2022
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Chain Dater

A person who repeatedly dates friends or relatives of former boyfriends/girlfriends
Girl One- hey do you know shelby

Girl Two- yeah isn't she that chain dater who stole your boyfriend then went out with his best friend and his best friend's cousin.
Girl One- yup.
by Sarabeara6393 March 13, 2012
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Alice In Chains

Alice In Chains is the best of their genre
by UltimateDoge October 26, 2022
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chaining

The process of a sneaky link becoming unfaithful. As when a person has more than one link they create a chain.
by Queen Anastasia April 15, 2024
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epic chain-fail

Similar to chainfail / chain-fail / chain fail, "Epic Chain-Fail", is a series of fails, usually (in strictest sense of epic chain fail, not mere hyperbole) deal-breaking fails, not just minor fails, not only in a experiential or temporal successsion, but also in another dimension, or exponentiating too.

fail < chain fail < epic chain fail
fail < epic fail < epic chain fail

either chain fail, or epic fail could be worse, depending on the specifics. there is no worse than epic chain fail known. there is no "chain epic fail", as the "epic" in "epic chain fail" already implies fail os of epic proportion, either (strictly) in each fail's own right, or as the cumulative result.
computing:
"I tried google+. fails with privacy/security/bigbrother concerns, getting so far into my social life to know more about me than just searches, they admit they report it to govs. fails in having to use 1 of the 4 big name browsers. fails with useragent change. even with right browwser, fails with another dozen annoyances in it's interface, each a deal-breaker, i decided i'd made too many allowances, time to declaire googleplus epic chain-fail, being so widespread, likely to spread further as users get locked in (to it AND browsers), wanting to talk to their friends on it."

physics:
"the reaction in a nuclear explosion, is like an epic chain-fail on the atomic/subatomic level"

social relations:
"he had been t-total for 38 years, drank too much cough syrup, which lead to drinking a bottle of tequilla, and some meths. he trashed his house, killed his baby, raped and severely beat his wife, set the neighbour's house on fire, called up everyone on his phone ruining all his relationships, tried having sex with a child's ride out-side a charity shop, swam next to a sewage pipe, had unprotected sex with several prostitutes, to wake up several days later in prison, with a guard explaining he burned down half the town, contracted and spread several diseases, alienated himself to the nation, and was facing charges of manslaughter, assault, rape, vandalism and much more. ...all because he didn't read the label on the cough syrup. epic chain fail."
by digitteknohippie August 3, 2012
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#Don't-Break-The-Chain

A Holy channel with a fuck-ton of lore.
Guy 1: Hey do you like #Don't-Break-The-Chain?

Guy 2: yes
by MrSquidwardButBetter69 May 16, 2022
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Chaining Advice

The act of asking two or more friends for advice regarding an issue with an obvious solution. Suggestions are often unanimous from all parties.
May decided chaining advice would be the best way to solve her boy problem.
by reallifedefz May 17, 2016
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