Ethnic Jokes

Jokes made, but not directly pertaining to, one of ethnic nature.

Ethnic jokes are not for ye if you stand up, und listen to me, if you stand up, und listen to me, if you stand up, then you will see!

by Ghandiisms February 22, 2005

running joke

A candidate for office that either intentionally or unintentionally is a complete and utter joke.

Example: Donald Trump

Person 1: "I'm not sure which is the bigger running joke this presidential race: Deez Nuts or Trump..."
Person 2: "Are you high!? Obviously Trump!"

by Lafferty October 2, 2015

kian joke

An extremely unfunny joke

Shut the fuck up chodegon with ur shitty ass kian jokes

by n_gg_r killer December 29, 2018

Pear joke

inserting the word "pear" into another word.

That was a funny pear joke. example- Apearham Lincoln, Pearcent, Pearaschute, Compear.

by Pear King October 22, 2010

just for jokes

British English slang used to mean, "for the sake of it; for a laugh".
It is used to justify doing something (usually when pratting around) when there is no good reason - see examples

"Oi, play chicken when the headmaster comes along, just for jokes"
"ite, watch!"

"We was bored so we decided to play strip poker, just for jokes - Anna ended up completely naked"

by I AM Mr Smith October 5, 2009

keep it jokes

Keep it funny, lighthearted.

We're just here to have fun, if I make fun of you, remember I'm just keeping it jokes.

by Hug May 29, 2003

Freddy Joke

A type of joke that involves the character Freddy, his mom, and a lot of staples. Freddy Jokes are very stupid and are meant to be hilarious at around two in the morning.

a few Freddy Jokes:

Why did couldn't Freddy eat breakfast? Because his mom stapled his face to the wall.

Why was Freddy hot? because he was on fire.
Why was he cold? because he was dead!

Why did Freddy say ouch when he walked into the kitchen? because his mom had stapled his hands to the living room couch.

Why did Freddy say ouch when he walked into the living room? because the living room was a pitchfork.

by Splurshy McHiggins May 19, 2010