Suns

What a sports writer with an agenda won't tell their audience is that the Suns were already the team everybody thought would be dominant, stronger, and faster, and therefore it isn't stunning when they win, it's stunning when they don't, because them not winning was never likely.

The Suns did what they had to do to win, there's nothing stunning or upsetting about that. It's what people thought would happen all along. Stunning or upsetting would have bbeen what happened if the Clippers got the win, since they've never been to an NBA finals, snd though they are a good team, they weren't the team people thought of as the top team.

by The Original Agahnim July 1, 2021

The Fucking Sun is Racist

When somebody who has a big ego is racist, you say "The Fucking Sun is Racist"

Goddammit, Donald Trump, The Fucking Sun is Racist.

by TWGuy June 18, 2021

Sun

The stupid fucking circle that floats above us in outer space thinking it’s sooo cool giving life well fuck you sun all you do is ruin my eyesight for 2 minutes
Also the focus of an SCP-001 proposal where every living being melts into flesh puddles

Fuck the sun all my homies hate sunlight

by OOGA BOOGA JOOGA GOOGA February 11, 2021

Jupiter is the sun

Naming planets some idiot goes “sun” when naming planets after I show a image of Jupiter We had just Done 7 other planets the idiot only got earth and Saturn right and the idiot then guessed a star

Me being awesome, Guess this planet

Idiot, idk Sun

The idiot guessed That Jupiter is the sun

by The tallest me & biggest pp me September 15, 2021

Sun

The time I recognize…
Your mind…At this time…
I think I can understand.

Your heart!!!!
I KNOW…
The feelings you speak…
The love you seek…
It sounds like me for my he…

However, I don’t understand “never”

Today may not be the day…
But what if it was tomorrow?
It IS a tomorrow ❤️❤️❤️❤️
And for this I pray for everyday!!!

Love like this…
Is once in a lifetime….
Even if I have to wait until the end of time
For him to be mine!!!!

Just remember you can always sing

A certain song….
Tomorrow

And I will be singing right along….
With you❤️❤️❤️❤️
Always!!!!

Tomorrow WILL come…
For you and her…
And we will finally have our sun!!!

Believing it is hard to do…
Follow your heart
As it knows this love is true!!!!

by Just a girl with ❤️ for 1 September 20, 2024

Reverse Capri Sun

When you are having anal sex with somebody and urinate inside to regain erection and their body consumes the urine .

Took the local bar maid home and Offered her a Reverse Capri Sun...

by DoggeMan November 15, 2023

JACK KNIFING THE SUN

It takes three people and a big mansion with a long hallway. It is when everyone is NAKED and the SUN is at the end of the HOLE (HALL) and the MOONED spreads the CHEEJS of the SUN as far apart as possible to expose the entire ASSH0LE where the other person is at the end of the other hall 40 feet away with an ERECTION what happens is the SEXUAL ACT starts.

Whatever condition the ANUS is in whether it is dry or not , the JACKKNIFER runs as fast as possible why the other has the MOON spread OPEN and plunges their DICK into the SUN but the key is the DICK can never hit the CORE as they only CRASH INTO THE SUN for which the SEX ACT is called appropriately JACK KNIFING THE SUN and whether that ASSH0LE SURVIVES is GODS choice but it shows how dangerous those DICKS can be.

by ASSHOLE LOYAL QUERY TELEPATHY September 29, 2021