homework

A creation by satan himself, designed to torture students.

Teacher: "Remember class, pages 33-90 are assigned for homework!"
Student: "Don't we have 3 projects due tomorrow from your class?"

by givemedie September 3, 2019

Homework

Legal torture instrument invented by monsters so called teachers. Homework was created purely for these fucking sinister muppets to enjoy looking at kids stress and get sleep deprivation.

Teacher: This week for homework you will need to read 38 chapters of this book, write a book review and essay about it and revise for next lessons test which is tomorrow. These are due in tomorrow. We also have a pop quick tomorrow so don’t forget that either.
Me: Oi why the fuck You gotta be such a fucking pain in the ass and give us this retarded tree killing torture device sir? Isn’t six and a half hours of jail time and torture enough for you evil bastards?

by Jelly-Rol October 15, 2019

Homework

I go over my boyfriends house to have sex but tell my parents I'm helping him with homework

Mom can I go over Kyle's to help him with the homework

by Yagosmi November 15, 2022

Homework

The worst type of punishment(punishment meaning everyone getting perfect grades) school(hell) has ever given.

-Hey Dave, did you do the homework today?
-God no, im not stupid.

by Abdi in school September 12, 2018

Homework

Homework is a type of School (prison/hell) work(waste of your life) that only nerds and people that wants to be a teacher enjoys. While the rest of us (normal people) hate this shit and do usefull things like play video games make fun of normies and such.

Me: gets homework
Mom: "do it or ill take away ur videogame privilege"
Me: "Ok"
Also Me: "Oh Satan please be graceful and take this sick of nature"

by KingOfGopnik November 2, 2019

Homework

The device used to torture young kids at school. It is deployed by Satan's underlings (teachers) to bring the hard and painful work at school to your own home.

I swear I will die if i get anymore homework.

by Homi4ever June 1, 2018

Homework

a secret code word for masturbation

Friend 1: “I did some homework last night”
Friend 2: “How was it?”

Friend 1: “10/10”

by sagetheseasoning May 26, 2022