"Did you hit that broad last night?"
"Nah man, after third base she told me she stopped with one night stands"
"Shit is hard"
"I know"
"Nah man, after third base she told me she stopped with one night stands"
"Shit is hard"
"I know"
by blundboy October 3, 2011
Get the Shit is hardmug. Winchester Hard is when someone in Winchester, Tennessee acts hard on the phone, but is a puss cake when it comes to dealing with business in person. Basically, a person who is Winchester Hard is all talk and no step. Fucking pussies.
Ella: “Wow! John isn’t about it in person, he only talks shit on the phone”
Chanse: “ He must be Winchester Hard. Just look at his fit!”
Chanse: “ He must be Winchester Hard. Just look at his fit!”
by PeePee Butthole April 20, 2020
Get the Winchester Hardmug. 1) description of a task that requeires (too) much effort to complete.
2) description of a customer who breaks your balls making you do whatever they want and still leaving unsatisfied.
2) description of a customer who breaks your balls making you do whatever they want and still leaving unsatisfied.
1)
" I was shagging that bird over from Hull last night, and it was only when i looked at her face i realised it was too much hard work. "
2)
" Jesus, he was hard work. Comes in here, asks for a pizza, with a pasta bake for a topping and a tiramusu for a side. And this is a Fish & Chip shop! Twat.
" I was shagging that bird over from Hull last night, and it was only when i looked at her face i realised it was too much hard work. "
2)
" Jesus, he was hard work. Comes in here, asks for a pizza, with a pasta bake for a topping and a tiramusu for a side. And this is a Fish & Chip shop! Twat.
by Jeffrey Douglas December 12, 2008
Get the hard workmug. the opposite of soft serve ice cream, have to scoop it with the ice cream scooper, usually 2-3 scoops is good.
by Mr. Scooper October 5, 2005
Get the hard servemug. a try hard hardcore is some one who thinks he is 'hardcore' but really isnt. They often have no or few freinds and listen to 'cool' music in their standards. They also lye alot about geting laid and smoking drugs but their too wussy to do so
by King ReA April 14, 2005
Get the try hard hard coremug. when you go at it so hard that your balls get hard as well. the thrusting & smashing that goes on for hours becomes so exhausting. you stand there, in & out. when you finally release your steamy, hot, cum it shoots through that pussy & that shit becomes a flapper. the moans are immaculate, echoing off the walls around you. after this type of orgasm your nuts will never be the same. & the chick you smashed will have a grandma cooch for life.
zoe: dude i smashed andrew so hard last night, he gave me a flapper! turns out at the end of that, he had hard balls!!
theodore: mmm
theodore: mmm
by flappy_cooch_69 April 23, 2020
Get the hard ballsmug. Arguably the greatest film ever made in the history of cinema. Written, produced, AND directed by none other than the world reknowned Dudley Langenegger: the paisley robe wearing, cigar puffing, brandy swilling, fez wearing, philanthropist of the 21st century.
Dude #1: Dude! Have you seen "Hard Heat" yet?
Dude #2: Oooh yeah! It is without doubt the greatest film ever made in the history of cinema!
Dude #2: Oooh yeah! It is without doubt the greatest film ever made in the history of cinema!
by maximus cornelius May 22, 2006
Get the hard heatmug.