When something is so incredibly rock hard that there is no other way to express it.
Harder than a black man's raging boner, something that is "hard as tits" is capable of breaking reinforced concrete, and in some cases diamonds.
Harder than a black man's raging boner, something that is "hard as tits" is capable of breaking reinforced concrete, and in some cases diamonds.
by MissMikkyy November 13, 2011
Get the Hard as titsmug. When one finds another attractive their butthole starts to expand and release a toxic acid through the air called “fat ass nigga” and it kills everyone but homosexuals
by ChiGGan tendies February 21, 2019
Get the Hard holemug. 1) description of a task that requeires (too) much effort to complete.
2) description of a customer who breaks your balls making you do whatever they want and still leaving unsatisfied.
2) description of a customer who breaks your balls making you do whatever they want and still leaving unsatisfied.
1)
" I was shagging that bird over from Hull last night, and it was only when i looked at her face i realised it was too much hard work. "
2)
" Jesus, he was hard work. Comes in here, asks for a pizza, with a pasta bake for a topping and a tiramusu for a side. And this is a Fish & Chip shop! Twat.
" I was shagging that bird over from Hull last night, and it was only when i looked at her face i realised it was too much hard work. "
2)
" Jesus, he was hard work. Comes in here, asks for a pizza, with a pasta bake for a topping and a tiramusu for a side. And this is a Fish & Chip shop! Twat.
by Jeffrey Douglas December 12, 2008
Get the hard workmug. the opposite of soft serve ice cream, have to scoop it with the ice cream scooper, usually 2-3 scoops is good.
by Mr. Scooper October 5, 2005
Get the hard servemug. a try hard hardcore is some one who thinks he is 'hardcore' but really isnt. They often have no or few freinds and listen to 'cool' music in their standards. They also lye alot about geting laid and smoking drugs but their too wussy to do so
by King ReA April 14, 2005
Get the try hard hard coremug. Arguably the greatest film ever made in the history of cinema. Written, produced, AND directed by none other than the world reknowned Dudley Langenegger: the paisley robe wearing, cigar puffing, brandy swilling, fez wearing, philanthropist of the 21st century.
Dude #1: Dude! Have you seen "Hard Heat" yet?
Dude #2: Oooh yeah! It is without doubt the greatest film ever made in the history of cinema!
Dude #2: Oooh yeah! It is without doubt the greatest film ever made in the history of cinema!
by maximus cornelius May 22, 2006
Get the hard heatmug. When a single female pre-occupied with the possibility of not bearing a child in her life time, openly lusts for a man whom she would normally not acknowledge when his young child is present. It is believed that the woman is so desperate that she would overlook any perceived faults the man may have based on his ability to spawn cute children. This feeling may be so intense that some women will report the sensation of their ovaries throbbing.
That girl was willing to overlook the fact that i smell like a European and drive a car worth less than $500. She must be sporting a Fallopian hard-on.
by Horatio/Nelson November 23, 2009
Get the Fallopian Hard-onmug.