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Mormon handshake

1. Giving someone a handshake right after having sex without washing your hands.

2. When you’re right in the middle of having some nasty ass sex with your beautiful girlfriend when you suddenly hear a knock on the door. She is moaning loud, You’re both dripping in sweat, hair is a wreck, the room is hot and smelling like sex. She’s still lying on the couch naked, sexy and covered in sweat. She grabs a blanket to cover herself. You jump up and quickly put your shorts on and run to the door. You’re greeted by 2 nice young boys dressed in white shirts and ties who ask if you would like to hear more about our lord and savior Jesus Christ. You nicely decline and reach out your hand for a friendly handshake, completely forgetting that only moments ago your fingers were just deep inside your girlfriends wet pussy.
Dude, my hand smells like sex I think that guy just gave me a Mormon handshake.
by StarGirl;) June 26, 2022
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Plumber's Handshake

An extremely disappointing handjob with extremely rough skin.
That girl was up for anything, but then she went for it and it ended up being a plumber's handshake
by Kakistos153 April 24, 2019
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Kraken Handshake

While playing sport, the act of simultaneously standing on an opponents foot and grabbing their crotch while trying to make a tackle. Similar to the use of a Kraken's tentacles to attack multiple areas of the opponents body.
"Bro, Brooke just gave Stu a Kraken Handshake while trying to rip his flag. Guess he grabbed the wrong flag, huh?"
by Tridents March 30, 2025
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helium handshake

The act of touching two buttholes (balloon knots) together and moving in an up and down motion.
When meeting someone for the 1st time, it is customary to greet them with the ‘helium handshake.’
by Rangerdanger4 February 18, 2021
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Hartlepool Handshake

North-east England equivalent of a 'Glasgow Kiss' - a headbutt.
"Well officer, the gentleman in question was proving to be most argumentitive, so I gave him a Hartlepool Handshake and went on my way"
by PoolieInNottingham October 17, 2025
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Gay HandShake

You meet someone and want to let them know ur gay, when shaking their hand lift your first finger😍
*hand shake*
Girl one- *lifts first finger*
Girl two- OMG THATS THE GAY HANDSHAKE?!?
by KerahtheGAY September 14, 2022
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Sacramento Handshake

Cumming on another man’s shaft; the primary method of greeting in Sacramento, CA. Commonly shortened to Sac Shake.
Yeah, I met Drew last week—he gave me the Sacramento handshake and told me about his dog.
by Drater004 July 13, 2024
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