Danish handshake

The pursuit of mutual mirth enjoyed by a party of two hetrosexual males, one of whom vigorously stimulates the other participant's reproductive organ.

Climax is defined by a shared hilarity as opposed to the usual shameful orgasmic finale.

"Yeah, the pitch went fine, after some initial friction, I sealed the deal with a Danish handshake, Lol."

by swedishNigel April 14, 2010

Irish Handshake

An Irish Handshake is a sexy ass spanking by an Irish (sometimes Scottish) man just before sex.

Meir gave me a very memorable Irish Handshake before fucking me all night long; my ass was still pink in the morning.

by CyAdora October 26, 2011

Saturday Handshake

The passing of a beer (or otherwise appropriate malt beverage) from host to guest, upon arrival.

Dude's a good guy. I went to his party this weekend, he met me at the door with a Saturday Handshake.

by Infinity Squared June 6, 2009

Handshake Job

When someone is smiling in your face and planning on stabbing you in the back. Usually in business

The used car dealer seemed like an honest guy, but after my car broke down I realized it was just a handshake job.

by Snuffelgus February 9, 2013

handshake line

when a person walks along a line of naked men...pumpin' away

At the end of a game, to celebrate, a bunch of bros get in a handshake line.

by Billybobjoe97 February 25, 2018

Handshake fuck

A type of sexual encounter that acts as an introduction and way to get to know each other before busting out the whips and ropes. The vanilla sex before the kinky sex so as to gauge the vibe.

My first night with him over was definitely a handshake fuck but the second night was another story.

by Factorie July 13, 2020

Handshake

Thumb in the pink four in the stink.

When I had sex with her for the first time I had to be a gentleman and give her holes a handshake.

by Caulkcogan October 17, 2020