Human Computer

the Act of a genius getting fucked by multiple furries and being forced to recite pi.

Man, I bet Albert Einstein loved being a human computer.

by balltickler69 February 7, 2023

Human deodorant

When someone usually a jock/bully or anyone that can overpower someone makes someone else lick thier armpits in place of deodorant.

At school I begged the bully not to give me a swirly. He said why and I said that I have an armpit fetish. He said that he would make me his human deodorant and tell the football team. Now I lick the sweat from their armpits forever.

by A knowing person July 25, 2021

Human engraving

Human engraving is a term used to talk about self harm in a non explicit way

Arnault : I’m a real human engraving adept !
Here Arnault is in depression and suicidal

by Rimbault November 27, 2021

innocent human

a person who doesnt know shame shame stuff so keep them innocent people protect the innocent human

person1: DONT TOUCH MY INNOCENT BOY I LOVE HIM
person2: no i will ruin him

person3: is that an innocent human?
person4: Yes dont ruin him

by The Great One :3 February 26, 2018

husk of a human

To be a husk. To live each and every day and not a thought pass by worth remembering. You blink, breathe, exist but none it it feels real. You look down at your hands, you see skin and you know underneath is flesh. But what's below? The soul you were promised by birth, or whatever life left you with after tearing you apart. And then the next time you look in the mirror, and you see eyes and skin and hair but you know that none of it is real. Because your not human, just living in the shell of one.

She felt like, none of it was real. It was all an illusion. She was a husk of a human.

by goshstopoverthinking November 6, 2023

A Human chode

Is a person much wider than they are tall

Jack is A Human chode

by Eddie 777 October 18, 2021

Human Swing

The Human Swing is created when one person puts their feet in one swing, lays their upper body across another swing, and another person sits on them and begins to swing.

Example 1: Oh man, my armpits hurt from human swinging!
Example 2: Human swinging is like the funnest thing ever!!!

by Hubert Ferdinand SovereignNeve June 8, 2011