1. you have horse custard all over your face again
2. i fucked that bitch last night and i poured horse custard all over her face
3. "whats for dinner?" " horse custard"
2. i fucked that bitch last night and i poured horse custard all over her face
3. "whats for dinner?" " horse custard"
by Bad Habit April 03, 2006
When the male rides on a female's back, with his dick in her ass. The female crawls on all fours, like a horse, and the male eats Sauerkraut, like a German.
Guy One: Bro, I gave my girlfriend a German Horse last nite. It was awesome!
Guy Two: I thought you hated sauerkraut.
Guy Two: I thought you hated sauerkraut.
by Stan Kyle Kenny Cartman January 26, 2011
A person, usually a girl, who looks like a horse. Her face is long, narrow, has a big chin, big teeth, big gums, and a big gummy smile.
"My wife looks like a horse with her big gummy buck teeth and big horse gums. My wife definitely has a horse face."
by r2c3c February 23, 2012
n: A girl, usually tall and slender with long hair (often down the length of the back), who is obsessed with horses, possibly to the point of generating eyes that may appear to be crazed.
by jagger27 January 21, 2012
A sex move involving eating out a girl while at the same time fingering her asshole with a dreadlock, giving the resemblance of a horses tail.
Yo, I got that bitch so wet last night she was fuckin beggin me to give her a Marley Horse.
That's the last time I'm givin that bitch a Marley Horse. I got dingleberries in my fuckin dreads.
That's the last time I'm givin that bitch a Marley Horse. I got dingleberries in my fuckin dreads.
by magzzzzzzzz April 07, 2009
by Palatine August 12, 2004
I dead-horsed that girl last night.
by 1CRAZY1 November 12, 2010