Canada's History

1. Nothing worth mentioning at all.
2. A tradition of making love to a moose.

"What are you doing your report on?"
"Canada's History!"
"Wow, that must be interesting!"
"No! They don't do shit!"

by TheDictionary11 February 5, 2010

Canada's history

America's vintage bowler derby hat.

Canada may be America's hat, but Canada's history is still a stylish classic for when America wants to look retro.

by J117 February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A peculiarly wonton act of perversion bordering on the auto-voyueristic, such as masturbating in front of a mirror while typing in a status update on Facebook.

Scott's mom walked in while he was in the midst of Canada's History.

by Disco Definer February 4, 2010

Canada's History

Unspeakable sexual acts that must be censored by all search engines, and definitely NOT a respectable magazine.

I can't believe those three are dropping a Canada's History on her.

by Wizbam February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A sexual act that involves penetrating the recipient with the prongs of a moose antler using maple syrup as a lubricant. Often participants attempt fill the recipient with as much maple syrup as possible so it may used as an enema and collected in a large cup. This collected syrup is then poured over pancakes and consumed.

Tom had Joanne give him a lesson in Canada's history. He then cooked her pancakes with his special maple syrup to thank her.

by cyotee February 5, 2010

canada's history

When a guy shaves off a girl's pubic hair and uses his semen to paste it on his face in the shape of a goatee.

OMG, watch this video of Canada's History. There's some crazy fur trading going on.

by _@billyd February 4, 2010

Canada's history

A sexual act so depraved it cannot be explained on television but can be described in detail on UrbanDictonary.com

It involves a beaver pelt, musket balls, and a life like replica of William Shatner.

Hey bro, I cant believe I paid that hooker 50 bucks for a Canada's History!

by PrinceBizzle February 5, 2010