goat grass

Bad marijuana, AKA “dirt weed”

Damnnnn soonnnnn, dis shit is goat grasss mannnnnn.

by yamuva July 7, 2020

grass

something 96% of twitter users haven't touched LOL

touch some grass!
toxic twitter user: no lol

by wut_luke March 27, 2021

match grass

in laymen's terms, its the kind of grass you see on a golden hillside in the middle of summer during the hottest days of the year. This is grass that is devoid of all moisture and is so dry that practically anything will set it, the field, the hill and the whole damn mountain on fire, all in a matter of seconds to minutes.

Grass so sensitive to temperature that unlike a snowflake, if you sneeze or curse at it, will burn every-fucking-thing down to the ground.

The fire was started when Billy was out splitting wood, in the middle of a field of match grass

by Nalothisal June 7, 2019

grass

something you should touch because you sit on your $100 desktop setup at 5 fps tryharding soooooooo hard you caused a flood.

timmy: plays for 699 hours on fortnight*
mum: get your musty dusty fusty ass off that computer and touch that grass timmy
timmy:not even in your dreams
mum:gets the belt*
timmy:OKOK chill
timmy:brings the setup outside and plays*
mom: facepalms*

by your local unnormal person September 11, 2022

Forehead Grass

Eyebrows.

“Damn, Caitlyn, you’re forehead grass is poppin’ today!”

by grass_grass_grass January 21, 2019

on the right side of the grass

You are not dead and buried yet

As long as you are on the right side of the grass I will stick around

by Pontifex IV October 9, 2017

Grass Gnomes

A substitute for assholes to use around children who's parents are assholes

These damn grass gnomes blocking the road need to MOVE!

by Neb Ulysses September 9, 2022