Grass

Short vegetation that grows over large areas, usually green. Grass may vary in lenth, texture, width, and color. Most areas in front of a home are covered with grass.

Hey are you okay? You’ve been crying about block men for the last hour? How about we go outside and touch some grass :)

by sorrybutnotsorry January 8, 2021

Touch Grass

1. Slang; To go outdoors and usually literally touch grass.

Go touch grass, you’ve been stuck on that computer for 3 months now!

by YayoAustralia May 21, 2023

Grass

Earth's majestical naturally occurring pubic hair that somehow appears from dirt

Man, why do cows eat grass? It's Earths pubes

by Lil_Latch ADHD Antics. November 20, 2024

Touch Grass

This is the meaning of someone telling to go outside, and then touch the green and fresh grass, this is usually used by: People that has a mind, People that DOES not have a mind and only PEOPLE.

Go touch grass, you sweaty idiot.

by SDLolistakenlmao September 26, 2022

Grass

The green thing outside on the ground that you should go touch

p 1: did you hear that Alfred has been playing minecraft for 3 days straight
p 2: wow
p 1: he should really go touch some grass
p 2: agreed

by picklses August 27, 2022

Grass

Something you’ve never touched before

You need to touch grass

by KanyeEast88 March 24, 2022

the grass in you front lawn

The vigina hairs of a woman
Also a way to make fun of slutty Mexicans

the grass in you front lawn is so nice

Jesus you spend more time mowing her lawn than all your jobs combined

by Jabae24 December 6, 2016