The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.
"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."
"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle
"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."
"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."
"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle
"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."
"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."
by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016
Get the Grease Shinglemug. Grease monkey” is a flirtatious, confident, and sometimes cheeky term for wet kitty (i.e. female genitalia, especially when aroused). It’s often used with a little attitude and swagger—implying ownership, desirability, or exclusivity. It can also represent something deeply personal or untouchable, like a prized possession.
"This grease monkey got him acting like he in love."
"Nah, he fumbled. This grease monkey on lockdown now."
"Nah, he fumbled. This grease monkey on lockdown now."
by Taylor & Kaylyn July 2, 2025
Get the Grease Monkeymug. Mr. Janusic
by andrewitdacoc September 24, 2019
Get the Greasemug. by Sooy May 28, 2007
Get the greasemug. by Anal_lube_and_rice December 3, 2024
Get the grease monkeymug. by Sketchy sketch123 March 26, 2019
Get the grease cowmug. When you and your boys oil up each other’s assholes and see who can last the longest before wiping it off!
by Turbonutchuk June 8, 2025
Get the Grease hole contestmug.