The act of cumming in an envelope and then posting it to your ex first class whilst downing a pint of lager in the local Wetherspoons.
by Pantonator December 4, 2025
Get the Dirty Gary mug.A Gary. A new slang term for the drug commonly and medically known as MDMA or Ecstacy. This drug, widely used in societies all around the globe has come under many aliases before, however as of recent, the use of ‘Gary’ has arisen. Only a select few truly know the ideology behind the bizarre name and to many others it remains a mystery. A lighthearted, funny and wacky term for all casual users in the new era, ‘Gary’ ticks all the boxes. So go on kids, take drugs. As long as you use the right terms ;)
Jack - “Mate have you seen the state of Ryan? He’s off his rocker. What’s he taken?”
James - Just a Gary or two, he’ll be sound.
James - Just a Gary or two, he’ll be sound.
by Averagegaryuser December 5, 2025
Get the Gary mug.To talk for a long time while making no sense at all, usually with fake confidence and lots of pointless details.
To pretend to understand something, then explain it badly so everyone ends up more confused.
To pretend to understand something, then explain it badly so everyone ends up more confused.
He 'did a Gary'.
A: “Did you understand that meeting?”
B: “Not really, the manager just did a Gary for 30 minutes and I checked out.”
“He tried to explain crypto to his parents and completely did a Gary, no one had any idea what he was saying at the end.”
“We had our planning meeting for the race event, and he did a Gary the whole time, twenty minutes of word salad and we still have no idea what is going on.”
A: “Did you understand that meeting?”
B: “Not really, the manager just did a Gary for 30 minutes and I checked out.”
“He tried to explain crypto to his parents and completely did a Gary, no one had any idea what he was saying at the end.”
“We had our planning meeting for the race event, and he did a Gary the whole time, twenty minutes of word salad and we still have no idea what is going on.”
by WaffleAuthority December 9, 2025
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Will give you ice cream in your house while also living in your house. Will also give you colouring pages in your house.
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