Garygoodmen

Garygoodmen is an average 15 year old boy with a two atom penis and balls the size of bowling balls. If you have never heard of Garygoodmen then you need to get a life and actually socialize because Garygoodmen is a force to be reckoned with and he is an absolute legend

Garygoodmen is a legend

by Garygoodmen July 12, 2022

Garygayceae

A rare taxonomic grouping of flowering plants that bear a superficial resemblance to pansies (Viola spp.), but are distinguished from them by possessing an overly hairy pappus. This group is quite queer as the flowers are all male and lack both a stigma and a nice pair of carples. Autogaymous reproduction occurs via the swapping of vast amounts of pollen, when the anther (male) enters the floral structure known as the "mouth". Often seen adorning the walls of gay bars and bathhouses.

Check out that Garygayceae specimen, it sure does glitter a lot like a pansy.

by Awesome Truth Teller May 25, 2012

garyarnia

A beautiful girl with crusty toenails and a juicy fat ass. Sometimes she’s too honest to people but that’s just what her friends need. She knows she’s the baddest bitch around and she isn’t afraid to show it.

wow garyarnia is such a bad bitch, look at her ass jiggle.

by soggytitties May 31, 2020

garyson

A Fye Ass Dude Who’s the best at cracking jokes and having fun with his friends and hooping he’s a AWESOME brother and cousins and son!

She:That’s sooo Garyson

He:Ya I agree

by YoFav.mama August 4, 2021

Garybuttned

Being this person means that you are very hot and swag! You drip swag like a broken faucet, you slay, you are the best of the best! You are practically the man the legend of society!!!

Wow! Jocelyn you are pretty garybuttned today!

by Joycelyn 😎 September 4, 2021

Garysacunt

Scared to leave his own county

That man is suffering from garysacunt syndrome. He's been stuck in his own county for 30 years.

by Artismcfartface July 29, 2023

Garys

A good looking pair of tits.

Opposite of "Douglas's"

Person 1: " How come your'e not dating Melissa anymore?"
Person 2: "She has some pretty f*cked up teeth"
Person 1: "yeah but did you see those Garys?"

by Chateau Bob September 5, 2010