forever

For all time; everlasting. But usually thought of a long period of time, and may be exaggerated from mere seconds to years.

Person 1:Dude! I haven't seen Bruno in forever!
Person 2: When did you last hear from him?
Person 1: Two days ago..
Person 2: Holy tits. If two days was a forever ago, I better change the dictionary.

"Those damn little kids, I swear. They say I'll love you forever on the first date, then break up the next week. It'll teach me to trust those little fuckers."

by DigiShock December 10, 2012

Forever Bitched

When a man or a woman imprints himself or herself on another by passing on a noncurable disease to them and forever tainting their reproductive organs.. bitch ur crotch is forever mine cause I have imprinted my disease on it...

Chris "forever bitched" alice by tainting her crotch with his frothy green discharge

by accebers February 14, 2014

Forehead Flogging

Aka skull fucking

Roenick was totally forehead flogging that bitch last night.

by Wafflebender December 15, 2014

Foreverection

the bodily function erection or "boner" randomly occuring and remaining erect for a vast amount of time for no apparent reason

ME: Have you ever got a boner randomly and wont go away?

FRIEND: You got that Foreverection

by DATFEED August 26, 2014

Forever

Something that doesn't exist

My Love for you is Forever

by COLson March 28, 2015

forehead

To describe someone who has nothing behind their forehead such as a brain or a skull.

Or when advanced retard just isn't good enough.

You're such a forehead.

by Dickie Joe April 1, 2015

forbes parsons

A miserable cockeyed cunt who cheats on his wife and smuggled in moonshine

"That Forbes parsons feller is a cunt"

by Xxhervxx April 21, 2015