stalker fail

When a friend, or acquaintance is un-aware of a very obvious fact regarding yourself.

Wow! I can't believe you didn't know i had a car, what a stalker fail.

by awesomenesstasity May 30, 2010

fail-roleplayer

The type of role layer who uses phrases such as *kicks*, *doges*, *punches*, and *kills*. Most commonly going by names like "Jake", "Jack", "Josh", and "DeathKillr". Often include things about their dating life in their roleplay name, like "single", "hot", or "needs gf". Often abbreviated with the term "FRPer".

Wow, that guy is such a fail-roleplayer. He said *kills* and then ran away.

by Jake/single/hot January 27, 2021

Cherry Fail

To quickly lose control of a situation, usually ending up with yourself looking like a fruit or stupid.

Guy 1: Haha, did you see that racing driver spin his car off?
Guy 2: Yeah, that was a total cherry fail!

by AwesomeA April 17, 2010

Fail rapids

Fail rapids is a city in Michigan which is the epitome of what a failure is.

Go back to fail rapids you loser.

by johhny12322199 April 12, 2009

Lose Fail

A fail of ultimate proportions.

Adding a word to urban dictionary to prove it exists, is a Lose Fail.

or

Getting out of your car to yell at someone because you are road raging is a Lose Fail.

Wearing blue and green together is a Lose Fail.

by Funnyjelo April 01, 2010

Sale fail

When a shop adds an item to the sale and hardly any money is saved or incorporates items into a deal with little or any money saved.

Bob: 'Hey Bill crates of Stella are on 2 for £20!'

Bill: 'How much are they usually?'

Bob: 'ummm...£9.99'

Bill: 'Oh i guess that's a sale fail then'

by nufc1105 January 19, 2010

photoshop fail

A badly photoshopped picture that has obvious flaws that give away the fact that it was photoshopped.

Her boobs in the pic are photoshop fail.

by Bangalore guy February 26, 2014