Florida snowblower

When you're going down on someone and their bodily fluids go up your nose and you snot rocket it into their mouth

I gave that bitch a Florida snowblower last weekend

by Eloel42069 September 29, 2025

Florida Cheesecake

Over 65 dick cheese

My sugar daddy wants me to come over but I don’t want that Florida Cheesecake

by TIMOTHY NOW May 14, 2022

Florida fridge

An additional fridge kept in a garage almost exclusively for alcohol.

Man, you're out of beer! Oh don't worry there's more in the Florida fridge.

by Jazzhandsandtoes January 24, 2022

Atlanta Florida

Atlanta Florida is part of the state of Florida. However, after the Great Tsunami of 1789, half of Florida was sunken underwater. The city "Atlanta Georgia" is named after it.

"I just learned recently I am part Atlantic Floridian!"
" Have you heard of Atlanta Florida?'

by Elijah Reisberg April 5, 2023

Florida

A piece of Australia that broke off and hit America.

Florida Man eats alligators.

by Inquisitive Walnut February 29, 2020

Florida Water

Diamonds that are so clear they’re like Florida water, usually resulting in them being of higher value. 💎

Ever since I got my 2019 Richard Mille, people put respect on my name - must be that Florida water’

Or (as said by rapper Gunna in the FN Meka song “Florida Water”):

“Two tone AP, presidential Rolex (Florida water)”
“If you couldn’t tell, this a white Cuban link on my chest (Florida water)”
“Florida Water, when your carat clarity they treat you with respect”

by 27floors August 2, 2022

Florida Man

a Man from Florida whos does cool crazy and elaborate shit usullay accompanied by his Gator sidekick

damn john seems to be a real Florida man seen him exploding lawn gnomes and other objects walked his pet gator in public too lit himself on fire last week yea that's john for you. (john is a placement name nota real Florida man name)

by Darknight https://www.youtube. October 5, 2022