Father

A synonym for nothing, having zero of something

"Hey I have a father." "You have nothing, nice"

by CommunistPS5 February 10, 2022

father

Male person or male animal that made other living beings.

Father.

by Ramparilli June 15, 2023

Father Figure

Something That You Probably Don't Have & That You Will Never Have!

"Do You Suffer From A Lack Of A Father Figure"

by TheLuigiChannel174 November 29, 2022

Shaken Father Syndrome

When a man deals with poorly behaved children but must suppress his rage to the point his hands shake uncontrollably.

Dylan's kid won't stop screaming. Don't hand him a drink, he's got Shaken Father Syndrome

by shaken father August 18, 2023

father figure

Karen will be a father not mother figure

Karen is my father figure for making me buy a Volvo instead of Bugatti

by KarenIsMyDad November 14, 2019

Fathering Adventures

A cult formed by a disgusting bloke called Darren Lewis in order for adults to fiddle with young kids

That guy was arrested for the interest in fathering adventures

by theos a fat dog August 9, 2018

Father And Mothers Infections Around (Mafia)

What I call homo-sapiens who have cystic lesions.

Person 1: Do you have a cystic lesion?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are a "Father And Mothers Infections Around (Mafia)".

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 13, 2025