When your insides decide to stage a full-blown rebellion, leaving your toilet and your dignity in ruins. This ain't your average number two; it's a biohazard event disguised as a poop. What you leave behind violates the Geneva Convention.
Toilet paper is usually not enough to clean yourself and alternative means such as a shower, garden hose, mop and / or a hazmat unit are required.
Toilet paper is usually not enough to clean yourself and alternative means such as a shower, garden hose, mop and / or a hazmat unit are required.
“ That burrito place down the street made me take a monstrous Aunt Faith. My bathroom smells like a horror movie set, and the shower's running on overtime.”
“ "Dude, the apartment building fire alarm just went off, but everyone knows it's just Josh taking an Aunt Faith. His bathroom's basically a crime scene at this point."
“Tried to impress my in-laws with my culinary skills. Turns out, my famous chili recipe is more like a recipe for disaster. The only thing hotter than the spice level was the situation in the bathroom afterwards. Taking a giant, smelly Aunt Faith = family bonding moment, right?"
“ "Dude, the apartment building fire alarm just went off, but everyone knows it's just Josh taking an Aunt Faith. His bathroom's basically a crime scene at this point."
“Tried to impress my in-laws with my culinary skills. Turns out, my famous chili recipe is more like a recipe for disaster. The only thing hotter than the spice level was the situation in the bathroom afterwards. Taking a giant, smelly Aunt Faith = family bonding moment, right?"
by Kristoff W April 17, 2024
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I’d have to say she’s out of sight
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And long legs to that go for days and miles
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‘Cause you know you’ll always have someone to help you reach that soup can
I’d have to say she’s out of sight
With a quick wit and a beautiful smile
And long legs to that go for days and miles
You know you’re lucky when you’ve made Faith as a friend
‘Cause you know you’ll always have someone to help you reach that soup can
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Faith has such a specific sweet scent and as she walks past you, her beautiful fluffy hair just makes her look gorgeous, im so happy to be Faith's best friend and you will be yoo when you meet her.
boy1: "bro have you seen that new girl faith?!"
boy2: "nah who is she?"
boy1: "shes the sweetest girl ever youll love being her friend"
boy2: "nah who is she?"
boy1: "shes the sweetest girl ever youll love being her friend"
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