Fucktard is an insult to people with intellectual disabilities, people we should respect and admire for their resilience and tenacity to navigate this life with ACTUAL physical and mental impedements! The real definition of fucktard is someone that is/was more fucking retarded than the most stupid person on Earth ever and even when they should know better!
Some examples of the most stupid people on Earth ever are: Adolf Hitler (massive fucktard), Saddam Hussein (super fucktard), Kim Jong Il (supreme fucktard) and Robert Mugabe ridiculous fucktard), to name a few!
Some examples of the most stupid people on Earth ever are: Adolf Hitler (massive fucktard), Saddam Hussein (super fucktard), Kim Jong Il (supreme fucktard) and Robert Mugabe ridiculous fucktard), to name a few!
Last week I went to a stand-up comedy show and the comedian spent the whole time roasting Donald Trump, calling him the World's dumbest Fucktard EVER! I didn't know the word Fucktard previously but when it was explained to me that such a person is of the lowest, worst intellectual / academic capacity ever however / except without any apparent mental damage / affliction, I couldn't stop laughing at how accurate the word was at describing Donald Trump with his apparent fucktardery! hahaha
by FuckHitler! February 12, 2020
Get the Fucktardmug. Fucktard consists of the two words fuck+retard, which becomes fucktard (duh).
(Mainly used towards teachers)
(Mainly used towards teachers)
Teacher: Colton, where's your homework?
Colton: Eh, I was hangry so I ate it.
Teacher: Colton... This is the third time this week! You need to start eating food instead of your homework!
Colton: Hey u listen to me u lil' fucktard! Stfu b4 I fuck u up!
Colton: Eh, I was hangry so I ate it.
Teacher: Colton... This is the third time this week! You need to start eating food instead of your homework!
Colton: Hey u listen to me u lil' fucktard! Stfu b4 I fuck u up!
by Lunar_Godess666 November 30, 2015
Get the fucktardmug. 
by HarleyVixxonSinz69 May 7, 2024
Get the Fucktardmug. It is what southerners say after having some of the best intercourse (possibly even with their 1st cousins of course).
by scsoccer1 August 11, 2009
Get the fucktardmug. Fucktard is not a shortened word for fucking retard!! A true fucktard is an individual that sees an opportunity or is in a situation that has potential for multiple outcomes. Weighs all options, acknowledges benefits and consequences for each option, then chooses to go with the option that will have the most hilarious, sick and twisted consequence.... Just for shits and giggles. And smile for the camera in central booking every time!!
While on Greyhound bus going cross country, we made an unscheduled stop. I only wanted half a cigarette.
Driver: get back on the bus! This ain't your stop!
Me: it's only a half cig, calm down
Driver: if you light that I'm calling the Sheriff!!
(I finish and return to my seat)
Sheriff: ma'am you need to exit the bus. You've been kicked off
Me: this middle of nowhere Kansas!!
Sheriff: get up now or I'm gonna taze you!
Me:......... Do what you gotta do!! (total Fucktard move!!)
**I was tazzed 3x in the thigh (still no feeling 11yrs later), held for 48 hrs on $1500 bail, and made a back room deal with Mayor being banned from the entire state of Kansas for life.
**Sometime wrote an article in their local paper about the incident. True story
Driver: get back on the bus! This ain't your stop!
Me: it's only a half cig, calm down
Driver: if you light that I'm calling the Sheriff!!
(I finish and return to my seat)
Sheriff: ma'am you need to exit the bus. You've been kicked off
Me: this middle of nowhere Kansas!!
Sheriff: get up now or I'm gonna taze you!
Me:......... Do what you gotta do!! (total Fucktard move!!)
**I was tazzed 3x in the thigh (still no feeling 11yrs later), held for 48 hrs on $1500 bail, and made a back room deal with Mayor being banned from the entire state of Kansas for life.
**Sometime wrote an article in their local paper about the incident. True story
by Just 4 shits& giggles May 16, 2022
Get the Fucktardmug.