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bloody mucous plug from a faggot fisting fiesta

1) Large ball of mucous filled with blood that proceeds a homosexual party where the participants shove their fists up each others ass in a sodomistic fashion.

2) A horribly vile name to call someone who has so far surpassed douchebag status that no other words can possibly express their level of filthy assholery.
Look at that bloody mucous plug from a faggot fisting fiesta.

You're a bloody mucous plug from a faggot fisting fiesta.
by Big Nasty T September 15, 2009
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fiesta

A female-only hangout, a collection of tacos all together

Opposite of sausagefest
Guy: They're having a fiesta, so we can't go.

Other Guy: Damn!
by elok April 29, 2005
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fiesterino

hey man, you´re a real fiesterino
by CaroL August 2, 2003
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fireswitch

Having a 4-Gbps firewall terminating over thirty 1-Gbps network segments because that is considered 'Next-Generation Security'. It's the equivalent of putting 30 pounds of shot into a 4 pound cannon or taking a Lamborghini off-roading. Besides, we REALLY need to use all these network ports on the front of the firewall.
Time to another network segment to the fireswitch - are there any free ports left?
by sec_professional October 9, 2015
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Fiesta Butt

The result of eating at any Mexican restaurant but particularly Taco Bell, Del Taco, Chipotle or cheap Mexican food. Can also be a result of overindulgence at a party with regards to alcohol and/or food.
I had Chipotle last night and now dealing with a bad case of Fiesta Butt all morning.
by Kerri René Peek June 12, 2016
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Blow flies

Annoying flies that eat shit & fuck each other

cops are aften refered to as blow flies because if they arent eating shit thier fucking somebody
cop:you coming down town
Bobby:damn, blow flies
by woodywoodfuck September 15, 2009
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white flies

lies people write on facebook to friends to make that person feel good, or about themselves to make them look better.
Ex. 1 - "Girl, you look the same after all these years, so gorgeous, I ain't tellin no white flies!"

but if the truth was written it would be, "you look a good 10 years older than you are, a trip to the dermatologist would do wonders, but won't address that bad hairstyle. Don't even get me started about your wardrobe."

Ex. 2 - Status update: "Whew! Just ran 10 miles!"

Truth: "I just walked down the street to my neighbor's to see if he wanted to join me for a run. We ended up polishing off a 6 pack and watched the game."
by Ubiferous July 30, 2011
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