When a group of incompetent rejects can't handle the simplist task
Salesmen: We don't know what happened boss, we thought we had that guy for sure.

Salesmanager: You retards couldn't close a front door.

Salesmen: Sorry boss, we will do better next time.

Salesmanager: No you won't you peices of shit, you guys are like monkeys trying to fuck a football
by wamboozled October 09, 2014
Get the monkeys trying to fuck a football mug.

NCAA Football 09 noob

Anyone who uses Florida, West Virginia, or Ohio State in an xbox live ranked match. Its only noobish to use Ohio State if you use terrell pryor.
Frikin NCAA Football 09 Noob, fuck you for using florida.
by hawkjp7 November 02, 2009
Get the NCAA Football 09 noob mug.
1. Similar to "Netflix and chill" but with Monday Night Football and not a thot. She knows that there are scheduled breaks for things like halftime and quarter changes, so she understands that the "chill" is implied to happen during those times.

2. Actually watching MNF whilst chilling... less preferable, but still potential for a great experience setting the groundwork for another Monday Night Football and chill, or perhaps even a Netflix and chill session.
Him: Hey, what're you doing tonight? Wanna come through for some Monday Night Football and chill?

Her: Sounds good, I heard it's another double header too!

Him: You don't say... I guess that just provides more opportunity for the chill doesn't it?
Her: Yep, see you around 650 so we can get settled before the first game starts
by RokOutKokOut September 16, 2015
Get the Monday Night Football and chill mug.

Small football small money

It's a sentence used in Hungary by hungarian people, they usually prefer this sentence as a very clever and intelligent way to say "TIPMSZMIKSZ".
Kisnz Kis Foci na csumiiiiiiii Small football small money
by HAMUUD May 18, 2021
Get the Small football small money mug.
The resident football team of Edwardsville High School, nicknamed the Tigers.

The fans are terrible. Every year they will claim the team is the best in all of Illinois, and that nobody is going to stop them. Every single year they crush the Collinsville "football team" and claim that that that validates their faith in the team, even though Collinsville hasn't won a football game since the Coolidge administration.

Every year they build up a decent record that's inflated by wins against terrible opponents, lose extremely winnable games against mediocre teams, and barely make the playoffs. They immediately proceed to get curb stomped by East St. Louis in the first round.
Student: The Edwardsville Tigers Football Team are the greatest football team ever assembled! There's no way we're losing to East Lou this year!

Underage beer liaison: Okay... So, how much whiskey do you think you're gonna need for the game?

Student: I don't need whiskey, I need champagne! Those Flyer Fuckers are going DOWN!

Underage beer liaison: Trust me. You're gonna need whiskey.
by LarsNootbaarsBrother August 29, 2022
Get the Edwardsville Tigers Football Team mug.

Got Hurt Playing Football

Hood slang for "I fisted my brother so hard I hurt my elbow."
"Dang dude! You good? Your elbow looks fucked!"

"Nah dude, it's all good. I just got hurt playing football."

"Aw shit, man. That'll do it."
by Slabbadabbadingdong September 03, 2018
Get the Got Hurt Playing Football mug.