Cherry Fail

To quickly lose control of a situation, usually ending up with yourself looking like a fruit or stupid.

Guy 1: Haha, did you see that racing driver spin his car off?
Guy 2: Yeah, that was a total cherry fail!

by AwesomeA April 17, 2010

Fail rapids

Fail rapids is a city in Michigan which is the epitome of what a failure is.

Go back to fail rapids you loser.

by johhny12322199 April 11, 2009

stalker fail

When a friend, or acquaintance is un-aware of a very obvious fact regarding yourself.

Wow! I can't believe you didn't know i had a car, what a stalker fail.

by awesomenesstasity May 30, 2010

Lose Fail

A fail of ultimate proportions.

Adding a word to urban dictionary to prove it exists, is a Lose Fail.

or

Getting out of your car to yell at someone because you are road raging is a Lose Fail.

Wearing blue and green together is a Lose Fail.

by Funnyjelo April 1, 2010

Walking fail

Someone who's such a fail, you can tell her/him she's/he's a walking fail. Typically used to burn trolls or others lame people.

Troll: OMGZ im so pretty and rich i have the ipad 6.

Cool person: Dude, you are such a walking fail.

by Dudelino September 11, 2010

fail token

A fail token is any object tossed towards another person when they have decidedly failed at some task.

Reab: I just threw my cat in a blender
Linkzell: <toss>
Reab receives "fail token".

by Reab April 18, 2010

Sale fail

When a shop adds an item to the sale and hardly any money is saved or incorporates items into a deal with little or any money saved.

Bob: 'Hey Bill crates of Stella are on 2 for £20!'

Bill: 'How much are they usually?'

Bob: 'ummm...£9.99'

Bill: 'Oh i guess that's a sale fail then'

by nufc1105 January 24, 2010