Emily

Being a toxic bitch

When Emily doesn’t want to give u the answers she’s being a bitch!!!

by EmilyToxic November 18, 2019

Emily

A fucking cunt that can't even finger herself one fucking bit, She's also a gay bitch that thinks she's so cool and is bi, Shell suck very dick on the block and fuck every guy. Emilys are bitches

You: Hey Emily can you suck my dick?

Emily: Sure

by yo you are gay so fucking gay April 2, 2020

Emily

Absolutely the worst name in known history!! Whoever has this name can go eat a butt and then go jump off a plane, with a parachute of course!! And wish they don’t die because of their cursed name Emily!!

Emily: Hey my name is Emily

Person: ...just don’t talk to me

Emily: why

Person: because your name sucks, only come back once you changed it and don’t you dare change it to Emma either because ya both gay and I mean the stupid gay

by Just that jay.org March 24, 2020

Emily

The best person in the world,she is a god at everything. She is kind,pretty,and angel,sexy,so great,the best friend in the world

Anyone-Emily is so cool
Emily-oh thanks
Everyone-i wish I could be you

by Emily’s are cool March 27, 2019

Emily

A slut, or a prostitute. A girl who frequently stays on street corners for sex

Guy 1- Damn did you see that emily on the corner man?
Guy 2- Yeah, I bet she has STDs too

by HelpMeDaddy April 2, 2017

Emily

A sexy women with big tits at the age of 13, and most likely to date a Ruben

Emily I would have sex with Ruben

by BigDickDave9012 October 14, 2017

Emily

Emily is an all around wonderful person. She has an outgoing, loving, and hilarious personality. Her laugh is contagious, and her smile can warm your heart and brighten your day no matter what’s going on. If you find yourself dating Emily, then congratulations! She’s a one of a kind girl who’s truly beautiful inside and out, and you’re lucky to have her. She’s the sweetest, most loving person you’ve ever met, and her kisses and hugs are better than anything else in the whole world! She’s an incredible girlfriend who makes you feel loved beyond belief and will end up meaning the world to you. Just make sure she’s fed properly. She also has some pretty dank memes!

Dude guy: “listen man”
Dude guy 2: “what’s up?”
Dude guy: “I heard you done got an Emily, man. Is that true, I just wanna know?”
Dude guy 2: “I mean, shit, to be honest with you, man, she’s a... Total Emily, and I’m so lucky to have such a lovely, beautiful, woman in my life”
Dude guy: “oh sick, I’m so happy for you bud.”
Guy in the back seat: “... guys, what’s with the all these bananas?”
Dude guys together: “P o t a s s i u m”

by OpotassiumO June 20, 2018