Absolutely the worst name in known history!! Whoever has this name can go eat a butt and then go jump off a plane, with a parachute of course!! And wish they don’t die because of their cursed name Emily!!
Emily: Hey my name is Emily
Person: ...just don’t talk to me
Emily: why
Person: because your name sucks, only come back once you changed it and don’t you dare change it to Emma either because ya both gay and I mean the stupid gay
Person: ...just don’t talk to me
Emily: why
Person: because your name sucks, only come back once you changed it and don’t you dare change it to Emma either because ya both gay and I mean the stupid gay
by Just that jay.org March 24, 2020
Get the Emilymug. Emily’s are often really shy when they meet people but hide it, they seem to be the most innocent caring loving little people in the world, but are actually really backstabbing and fake and they love to cause drama, they cause drama over little things because they are either always suffering with some sort of jealousy or anger because all the attention isn’t on her and because she doesn’t get her way. Emily’s usually have big pretty blue eyes. And when you see a emily never become close with her because she will make you life miserable and hard.
by skirt hoe September 24, 2018
Get the Emilymug. An individual only relatable to nails down a blackboard. Her very few redeeming features are ignored due to her lack of common sense and poor conversation skills.
With little sense of fashion or style, an Emily is often seen wearing silk and clothes often seen on Cabin Crew for Bulgaria Airlines.
An Emily is not something you want to associate yourself with.
With little sense of fashion or style, an Emily is often seen wearing silk and clothes often seen on Cabin Crew for Bulgaria Airlines.
An Emily is not something you want to associate yourself with.
Emily (name)
by Urbanlifeforme October 11, 2019
Get the Emilymug. The best person in the world,she is a god at everything. She is kind,pretty,and angel,sexy,so great,the best friend in the world
by Emily’s are cool March 27, 2019
Get the Emilymug. by HelpMeDaddy April 2, 2017
Get the Emilymug. by BigDickDave9012 October 14, 2017
Get the Emilymug. Emily is an all around wonderful person. She has an outgoing, loving, and hilarious personality. Her laugh is contagious, and her smile can warm your heart and brighten your day no matter what’s going on. If you find yourself dating Emily, then congratulations! She’s a one of a kind girl who’s truly beautiful inside and out, and you’re lucky to have her. She’s the sweetest, most loving person you’ve ever met, and her kisses and hugs are better than anything else in the whole world! She’s an incredible girlfriend who makes you feel loved beyond belief and will end up meaning the world to you. Just make sure she’s fed properly. She also has some pretty dank memes!
Dude guy: “listen man”
Dude guy 2: “what’s up?”
Dude guy: “I heard you done got an Emily, man. Is that true, I just wanna know?”
Dude guy 2: “I mean, shit, to be honest with you, man, she’s a... Total Emily, and I’m so lucky to have such a lovely, beautiful, woman in my life”
Dude guy: “oh sick, I’m so happy for you bud.”
Guy in the back seat: “... guys, what’s with the all these bananas?”
Dude guys together: “P o t a s s i u m”
Dude guy 2: “what’s up?”
Dude guy: “I heard you done got an Emily, man. Is that true, I just wanna know?”
Dude guy 2: “I mean, shit, to be honest with you, man, she’s a... Total Emily, and I’m so lucky to have such a lovely, beautiful, woman in my life”
Dude guy: “oh sick, I’m so happy for you bud.”
Guy in the back seat: “... guys, what’s with the all these bananas?”
Dude guys together: “P o t a s s i u m”
by OpotassiumO June 20, 2018
Get the Emilymug.