eli

really cool but really gay. in love with a white man for no reason. mean in a good way (aka lynx but non-black)

“who’s eli?”
“the reason poc solidarity can exist”

by outrotamaki July 23, 2021

Eli

Eli is a very hot,kind,cute,sweet,sexy guy and he mostly dates Brittany’s and he is very popular and he loves his girlfriend he has right now and she does too and he would do anything for her and he’s a very strong friendly 😏😏😏 boy!

Brittany:I love Eli he’s the best ever!

Dallas:Yep dad is great!

Carly:Yes your dad is hotter then hot 😏

by Brittany2005 July 31, 2021

Elis

A really nice guy. He can be a little bit quiet sometimes but generally, he speaks out on what is on his mind. He also has the biggest dump truck you can ever imagine, his ass is so big you can't even comprehend. He is also really short and has a crooked center parting. His penis is also around 2.62 meters long.

Oh God, there he is, the guy with the biggest dump truck and penis in all of Europe, Elis

by Giganormus Guy September 6, 2021

Eli

A person with big muscles ad big hands and nice hair that he always touches. A nice smile and a good jaw line. Is a mixture of Leonardo Dicapreo Harry Styles and Rudy Pankow.

"Eli is fit and has a great girlfriend"

by fbhbefhbefh September 13, 2021

Eli

Hilarious tall, funny, hot, amazing, one of a kind. He will make you laugh and smile and blush without even trying. he will make some jokes you don’t always like and will never give you gum just his gum wrappers but he’s an amazing friend who is just looking for a girl. He is somewhat flirtatious even if you dating his friends. His smile is to die for it’ll light up your world. every time he catches you looking at him he will smirk and you can’t help but blush and look away smiling. he’s dangerous to be around because you will just want to fall in love with him but you can’t.

Omg did you see the way eli looked at me!???

by life_is_good September 14, 2021

Kristian Eli

Kristian Eli is the leader of bulking season, he invented 'bulking' in 2004 when he was born.

You ate burger king yesterday, you are a Big Kristian Eli.
Also a term commonly used for morbidly gay obese men.

by Kristian Eli dámar menn September 17, 2021

Krispan Eli

Krispan Eli is a term for a pedo who eats children, and getting obese from 'Kid Meat' sus edition.

Are you eating baby jimmy?!? you damn Krispan Eli.

by Kristian Eli dámar menn September 17, 2021