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ebay tard

Some one who thinks they are getting real good deals on ebay when they are getting screwed.
He paid $50 for the monitor + $50 for shipping he could have got it new at office max for $90 what an ebay tard. She didn't get the shipping costs before biding ,her bargain was twice as much as walmarts regular price ebay tardation strikes again. If I pay $10 to ship your crap back to you , you will refund my $5 , what do you think I am an ebay retard. Mikie the yorkie thinks ebay tards should be helped not made fun of.
by mikie the yorkie March 6, 2008
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ebay community

A myth, think about what ebay really is, a seller of add space on the internet. To say there is an ebay community makes as much sense as saying there is a times classified adds community. Think about what paypal is a money transference service. If paypal is part of a community then so is western union, and mastercard. Ebay likes to use the word community to make you feel warm, fuzzy, and safe. You may be warm and fuzzy but you are not safe. A community is a group of people with personal ties and mutual interests that makes them look out for each other. Ebay is a collection of buyers and sellers each pursuing their own self interest. A community controls, but also protects its' members, a lot of ebay refugees would tell you ebay doesn't really control or protect anyone. Many of ebays protections look got on paper, but are useless in the real world. Ebay is not a teddybears picnic,it is a walk in the woods and there are dangerous things in the woods, so be careful.
Why does Mr Whipple thrive ripping off ebay community members? How come so many members of the ebay community call other members of the community scamers,and liers. The only thing ebay community members seem to have in common is the belief that other members will try to use ebay,and paypal to scam them.
by mikie the yorkie March 12, 2008
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eb0la

Thief, cheater, low-life.
One who steals credit as his own for others work.
A half man/half rock that promises services and then, after a down payment is made, will deny any prospect of giving service.
he pulled an Eb0la, after I paid him.
by warner February 9, 2005
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Roger Ebert

The greatest film critic. Although we can all disagree with some of his reviews, he remains the best.
The skies are always dark with airborne filth in this Los Angeles of the future. It usually rains. The infrastructure looks a lot like now, except older and more crowded, and with the addition of vast floating zeppelins, individual flying cars, and towering buildings of unimaginable size. When I first saw the film I was impressed by the giant billboards with moving, speaking faces on them, touting Coca-Cola and other products. Now I walk over to Millennium Park and see giant faces looming above me, smiling, winking, and periodically spitting (but not Coke). As for the flying cars, these have been a staple of sci-fi magazine covers for decades, but remain wildly impractical and dangerous, unless locked into a control grid. - Roger Ebert on Blade Runner
by Hey Arnold August 7, 2008
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ebona

2014 term for getting a boner
"Aly took her clothes off and caused an ebona outbreak.."
by Scaly14 December 16, 2014
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ebonic pentameter

A general term for rap lyrics. From Ebonics and Iambic Pentameter, the style that Shakespeare wrote in.
The song "Laugh Now, Cry Later," is in ebonic pentameter.
by Sen. D.S. Rutheford June 11, 2006
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EBK

EBK can be found as the abbreviations for multiple gangs world wide, some of the most popular being Everybody Killas, Ellenbrook Killas, or Nightingale. This usually means "Everybody Killa" meaning that whoever jacks EBK will kill any gang set, if that is crip, blood, OY, DOA, sevside, YGK, GDK, etc... if they jack the opps.
Dougie B: EBK Bitch, I'm feeling like Melly.
Excerpt from Kay Flock's Song 'Brotherly Love'
by Bronx Definitions January 26, 2023
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