Dandelion

Men or women too afraid to order a sandwich without a gun in their pants. Of little egos who can only get a boost from gun toting. Who think the second amendment means semi-automatic weapons for deer hunting, and believe it take more courage not to show emotion than it does to be yourself. Generally anyone who thinks hyper masculinity equals strength, and education is a weakness. Dandy, and Lion but basically a weed. The antithesis of "snowflake". Act strong, thinks thier're something, but in reality they are a weak weed, that like the dandelion, pony's on to the wind's strength to spead, having no real power of their own.

" Ah man that dandelion thinks he needs a gun even to buy a sandwich", " Dude, stop being a dandelion and blaming Obama, when your income went up because of him", " Man Donald Trump is a Dandelion, all bluster, but no brain", " I looked out at a sea of Dandelions waiting to be plucked, believing anything they are told as long as you tell them how great they are, especailly if they're not"

by sweet potato bumpkin January 3, 2017

Danger noodle surprise

When your fucking a bitch doggy style and you tell her your about to cum but instead of cumming you put a snake in her ass and scream “danger noodle surprise”

“Bro I gave that chick from the party last night a danger noodle surprise”

by Mc speedy June 10, 2020

Stranger Danger

When a person sits on one of his or her hands to make it numb and also while auto-erotically asphyxiating themselves to imitate the feel of proceeds stranger sexually assaulting them.

Oh man, last night I had the craziest stranger danger, blew a load all over the place.

by Darth Dull April 30, 2014

Negro Voice Dancer

A rap artist who is black or wants to be black.

Oh man eminem is such a negro voice dancer!

by Man Beast January 31, 2009

Dandiriffitastic

Used mainly on the internet in normal conversation as, short for- I am doing Dandy, Terrific and fantastic!. Another hossum word made up by the not-so-great-trent!

OMGOSH I had a Dandiriffitastic day!

by Aayenn June 11, 2004

danger wank

1. Wanking so often and violently that you are in danger of damaging your member.

2. Beating the meat so hard that it starts to come off.

3. Treating your dick like an amusement park

Ox realised he was having a danger wank after the doctor told him he didn't have an STD but that he just needed to leave it alone for a day or two

by Kylz August 4, 2004

Dandruff

The semen your hair produces if you dont wash it.

I really had alot of dandruff last night!

by Dark Souldier November 11, 2006