by Dickerson69420_Dick October 15, 2020
Get the Sloppy Dallas mug.A notorious, oversized nerd enrolled at the University of Texas at Dallas, known for his unsettling obsession with young children and a rumored basement full of "collections." Often spotted lurking near playgrounds after 6 PM, once freed from the shackles of his engineering homework. Parents whisper his name as a warning to keep their kids indoors—lest they become another victim of his "study breaks."
"Hey Karen, make sure Timmy’s inside by 6—Perneb the Dallas Diddler just texted me that his last exam ended, and you KNOW that freak doesn’t waste time."
by supergamefury April 21, 2025
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You: Bro my girl gave me a sloppy dallas, my shit looked like it was covered in lawn clippings
You: Bro my girl gave me a sloppy dallas, my shit looked like it was covered in lawn clippings
by forlornfrog52 October 16, 2020
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B - "You want me to give you a sloppy dallas?"
S - "All the dip spit that would get on your shaft, brother..."
MN- "It would look like a f@#kin' turd..."
B - "It would look like f@#kin' lawn clippings on your shaft..."
S - "Thinking about it is makin' me horny..."
MN - "A sloppy dallas, that's so great... it's so perfect..."
S - "All the dip spit that would get on your shaft, brother..."
MN- "It would look like a f@#kin' turd..."
B - "It would look like f@#kin' lawn clippings on your shaft..."
S - "Thinking about it is makin' me horny..."
MN - "A sloppy dallas, that's so great... it's so perfect..."
by Dooobra October 15, 2020
Get the sloppy dallas mug.The term is used when receiving oral sex by someone whos mouth is full of dip. The person giving the sloppy dallas is typically a redneck.
”Hey, d’you hear about Dooo gave Nasty a bj, but he had a mouthful of dip doing it? Guess you could call it a sloppy Dallas.”
Makes no sense but yeah.
Makes no sense but yeah.
by Actually69 October 15, 2020
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