Danger Wank-up Call

The specific art or act of "Danger Wanking" as a "Wank-Up Call" on ones girlfriend/wife or man spouse. A man must achieve an erection quietly as the first step, then mounting their partners chest secretively. At this point the wankee(still sleeping) is slapped once (or twice if the wanker is brave) on each cheek. Followed by a furious "Danger Wank" which can only be confirmed by an excessive amount of man juice applied to the persos face before said wankee achieves full consciousness. Finally, if all the previous steps have gone according to plan, the task is ended with a heroic war-cry of "COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!!"

Clarissa: "Hey girl, how did your night go? I saw you leave with that hunk."

Yolandra: "Ooooh we had a lot of fun...until this morning when the dickhead woke me up with a danger wank-up call!"

Derrick: "Hey Brennan did ya win the bet?"

Brennan: "Absolutely man I totally danger wank-up called that bitch, gimme my money."

by Brocuzz July 8, 2011

grave digger

(GRAVE•digger) n. a person who repeats an ordinarily funny joke, gag or prank to the point that is tiresome. as to "bury" it.

Jen: "I was getting really sick of John constantly talking like he was in a Kung Fu movie."
Ted: "Yeah, he is a real grave digger."

by SAMMER OF THE GODS June 3, 2006

DangerDan

Someone who falls in love with someone over the internet.

Boy: I love my gf, Vixen.
Girl: Oh really, what does she look like?
Boy: Dunno. Met her in a chat room
Girl: Way to go, DangerDan

by kittentits15 February 24, 2008

cum digger

A woman that wants kids so bad that she just has sex with a man to get his cum to get pregnant.

She is just using him to get pregnant. She is a total cum digger.

by milkyjg April 10, 2008

nigger digger

Usually a white person that "digs" niggers.

A white man that wants to be black because he likes nigger music.

A white person thats dating or married to a black

Jeez that nigger digger aint gonna want to suck your white dick so dont even bother

by roger nigger digger March 12, 2008

muff digger

'muff' being another word for vagina.
one who inserts fingers into the vagina, or 'muff' if you will; and therefore is digging a muff.

"'ow woz all da muff digging ya muff digger?"
"how was all that vagina digging, you vagina digger?"

by nizzle lizzle July 19, 2004

Dani Danger

She is a female who often changes her haircolor, she has big green eyes, she's very artistic, she has many friends and is loved by all. Often, many envy her, mostly the whale type females. She is average height, has a gorgeous face, an amazing smile. But she always seem to look sad. She makes a lot of mistakes, but she meens no harm. She has a way of whipping the boys, they do almost everything she asks. She's incredible, independent, and unique.

Richard: "Who is that amazing girl over there?"
Justin: "Oh, that's Dani Danger, she's incredible."

by KillaFilla February 20, 2011