moron dust

(n) - slang for whey protein powder and its infinite mixes, purchase by chiefly men of an average build, in the belief that it will turn them into a Schwarzenegger type build after 3 weeks of light exercise.

The 4 kg tub of moron dust will soon be forgotten and sit reproachfully on the top shelf, staring at the man in an accusatory fashion when he reaches into the fridge for another beer.

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by dentrassi42 May 26, 2010

Dust the cobwebs

Having sexual relations after a long period of abstinence.

I need to dust the cobwebs out soon, it's been 4 years since I've had sex.

by mybroslilsis91 January 22, 2019

Crop Dust

To travel with your fart, allowing it to expand a larger territory than just you so nobody knows who really did it

I smell something and it ain't me.....who been crop dusting?

by Zykw October 7, 2016

Crack-dust

The dusted remanent of someone's arse crack on the toilet seat. I say someone, because you can never find the disgusting fucker who did it, seriously how can you not wipe your arse properly? I now have to levitate over the toilet so as to not sit on your crack-stain if no toilet is available.

"Fuck dude avoid the second cubicle on the left, someone has crack-dusted the back of the toilet seat."

by Stu88 August 31, 2017

Crop-dusting

When you pull over for a quickie after being on the road for hours and bust a nut so powerful it breaks the condom and your girl has to waddle around with her legs spread so all of your baby sauce drips out. Crop Dusting.

¨Dude, last night Sherry and I were crop-dusting the neighbour´s garden on our way back from her mom´s when the cops showed up.¨

¨My girl and I had to bang after 12 hours of driving so we pulled over in Saskatchewan for a quickie and the condom broke, so she had to crop-dust the wheat field before we could get back on the road.¨

by CanadianNighthawks November 22, 2016

donut dusted

to diss some one.
an insult.

"dude, your shirt is so homo!"
"hahaha he just totally donut dusted you!!"

by kdangz October 31, 2008

Fart Dust

A really dry flatulence which upon exiting the anus emits dust which then can be seen on the inner lining of the undergarment as a powder like substance which falls away upon removal of said undergarment.

Hey Bill, check out my collection of fart dust I have here in this jar. It weighs almost 10 pounds!

by Auron117 September 11, 2015