Mental Ding-Dong-Ditch

When someone nearby catches your attention by saying your name but, is talking to or about someone else with the same name

Stranger: Hey Josh! how are you doing?

Josh: *looks up from phone from nearby*

Different Josh who is actually talking to the stranger: I’m good how about you?

Josh: ... I just got mental ding-dong-ditched

by Phlip_side September 12, 2018

next ding

A light insult casually used to mean idiot

You are some ding for one ding , next ding

by Nathan 420 May 28, 2018

Ding dong

Someone’s penis or vagina

She has one big ding dong! -σя- His ding dong is a pretty big one!

by Destiny-Destiny June 1, 2018

Ring ding meditation

When you take ten deep breaths in and out. You then stand up and someone farts when you take your first normal breath.

Damn Stanley you gave you gave me one ring ding meditation

by FreakKnockKnee.com June 4, 2018

nigga ding dong

A nigga ding dong is a BBC, big black cock. The word is used whenever a white person either is afraid or doesn't want to seem like a racist towards the slaves.

That slave has a big nigga ding dong

by niggasarepeopletoo May 15, 2018

Ding Bottle

A form of smoking device that uses suction from waterfalling to pull smoke into a plastic bottle and create milky hits.

Yo man, did you see George's ding bottle?

Yea that things greasy

by Ding King June 11, 2018

Ding-whopper

Another word for a penis

I want to put my ding-whopper in your scrunchbucket.

You're such a ding-whopper.

by Tay Meadows July 7, 2019