dirty caden

Cutting a hole through your eurethra and beating off to a 96 and a half year-old lady getting a plastic spork from dairy queen melted onto her knee cap.

Bro I heard Ted did a dirty caden last night

by Anal doge February 11, 2022

Dirty Garth

A woman/man/other with a massively untamed bush approaches. You proceed to douse dat bush with honey. It is now conditioned. Beginning to comb the bush with your teeth, you indulge a little. You and your tongue begin to buzz, much like a bee. The trimming ensues. Only a true Dirty Garth can produce a perfectly sculpted Garden of Eden with the tenacious gnashing of his teeth alone. This process doubles as a dental hygiene session. Just before she cums, you shove 3 live bees up her asshole.

Girl 1: Wow, where did you get your pubes done?! They look fabulous.
Girl 2: This mystifying man from the pub last night, he gave me the dirtiest Dirty Garth I've ever had!

Girl 1: Amazing...Truely.

by TheFlattyLord April 23, 2022

Dirty Madde

A young cougar in the making, loves men under the age of 15 and has a taste for lammkött. She is a woman with self proclaimed high standards, but all she is after is za children. She is a real blond with brains to mach her victims.

Poor boy he got a real Dirty Madde on him yesterday.

by F_u_cougar_madde April 24, 2022

Dirty tobin

When your friend has a dream of you being pregnant.

person 1: you better not have a dirty Tobin about me

person 2: I cant promise anything

by TheFancyPineapple April 26, 2022

Dirty zoe

When a female inserts a high powered torch into her vag emitting a red glow from her pelivis and proceeds to strut around the room like a perverted teletubbie.

I definitely shouldn’t have drank all that vodka last night, i did a dirty zoe on the dance floor.

by , but im the hero you need. February 12, 2019

Dirty Rogue

Going from anal sex to vaginal sex. Commonly attempted without consent in an underhanded, mischievous, or bastard like manner.

Some asshole tried to pull a Dirty Rogue on me last night, so I punched him in the taint.

by Dirty Rogue October 17, 2009

dirty decade

When nine people have sex with on woman. Three of them have they're dicks in her vag, three in the asshole and three dicks in her mouth at the same time. Mostly performed by the french, germans, and brazilians.

Ben: Holy shit dude, did you see that dirty decade on the live stream last night?

Jerry: No I had work you lucky bastard

Ben: I thought it was nasty as fuck bro

Jerry: I would totally join in on that dude. that shit is hot

Ben: Different strokes for different folks I guess

Jerry: Strokes. Lol

by xaneks September 24, 2014