Diet-Downs

An unfortunate aesthetic affliction in which a person appears to have a slight case of Down's Syndrome.

Although Jane was indeed smart, she was often discredited as unintelligent because she had diet-downs. Everyone suspects that her parents were related before they were married.

by Sarcactus May 02, 2009

hartz mountain diet

avoiding food/s that 'whistle' for the BULK ! (FAT) , also can be used for vegetarian diets
ie: eating 'bird seed' !!

john: judy got her perky butt back ! gleason: she's on the hartz mountain diet !!

the hartz mountain diet helps scare off the 'BULK' !!

janine had too many "DUNG WRAPS" , and went on the hartz mountain diet !!

by michael foolsley December 09, 2023

Diet coke

Dog shit mixed with water without sugar.

McDonalds employeet: fucking order
Fat man: i wanna have some diet coke
McDonalds employee: fuck you

by joe mama33 69 December 31, 2020

Diet coke

When u get cum in your mouth and shoot it up the mans nose

I gave Noah some Diet Coke the other night

by Fuckinmomaf420 January 19, 2022

Clinton diet

Used to describe a person from a small town in Indiana that is on meth

Look at that houser dude he has lost a lot of weight he must be on the clinton diet

by Thomass7784r September 19, 2020

Diet Dr Pepper

The true game fuel.

"Yo bro, youve been drinkin that Mtn Dew?"

"What are you gay, everyone knows that the true gamer drink is Diet Dr Pepper, now get lost before I call the cops!"

by Xan-Chan September 15, 2019

Cake Diet

1) the Art of getting money

Ex. Even though it's not my birthday, but I'm always getting cake. I'm on a cake diet!

by DaBoyWay September 19, 2022