Deproid

Whatever the fuck Soundwave thinks Optimus and the rest of the crew did to his VR reality 19 minutes and 13 seconds into the Season 3 episode "Human Error, Part I."

The Autobot's have deproid my virtual illusion. I must accelerate their reprogramming.

by JupitersCallie August 11, 2021

deptacious

A type of lust where you want to penetrate someones anus.

Dan: "Damn Becky, you make very deptacious"
Becky: "Thanks Dan"

by MyDadTedSpreadsInBed March 15, 2022

Cargo Department

The area of any company where the actual work is done, and done right.

If you want to introduce a new Fusion computer system best give it to the cargo department first

by St!cky January 20, 2009

Commercial Depression

The feeling you get when watching 2 TV shows and flipping back and forth using your remote (usually sports) and a commercial comes on the current show so you switch to the other only to find another commercial.

I was watching the Phillies and Eagles on Sunday and experienced commercial depression between innings when I flipped to the football game and there was a commercial there too.

by Wolfman22 October 1, 2010

Theatrical Depression

The overwhelming sadness that you get after the play/musical you were in closes. It is very hard to treat, as it is unlikely you will ever do that play/musical again.

Jim: Hey, what have you been doing since the show ended?

Joe: Not much, I've been dealing with a pretty bad case of theatrical depression. I haven't left the house in two weeks.

by broadwayfreak December 8, 2010

Costco-dependent

You are too cheap to get your own Costco card but you attach yourself at the cart with a friend who does and you can get the benefits of the Costco buying discounts.

Hey Sally, I am feeling very Costco-dependent today, are you going by chance? I need to get that huge package of toilet paper. I'll buy you a hotdog?

by beeknee September 1, 2011

safety deposit box

The act of placing one's posterior against that of another and farting, thus safely depositing the fart in the recipient for later retrieval.

Deav asked his brother at the Indians game, "If you fart into someone's butt, what would you call that?" A guy in the row behind responded, "Well I'd call it a safety deposit box."

Deaver: "I gotta fart!"
Neil: "Quick, stand up and use the safety deposit box!"

by Deav, Belkins & Associates February 14, 2012