Communist

A starving person.

Dude,since i became a communist, I'm starving!

by Yo_Mama_XIIV July 13, 2023

Communist Nazi

The fusion of the communist and nazi adopted by the far-left

All socialists are communist nazis

by TheAnalBeadUser July 31, 2024

Communist

A person who always , ALWAYS want you to share stuff with them ( food , pencils , condoms , etc..)

average capitalist American citizen: man , jerry ALWAYS take half of my sandwich. he’s such a COMMUNIST!!!

by Duke Fretzeldrumf The LXIXth October 3, 2023

Communist

A sick atheist who likes patatoes and starving from hunger and living in lifeless buildings of course not a socialist

Probably he likes Russian stuff

Stalin: Comrade have you ever listen red army march about Communist babes as amv of anime girls

Karl: Oohh yes yes it turned me on

by Butt Hair of Gerald Witcher October 4, 2023

Communist

This word if they use it such as I’m a communist it means they are an idiot to use it like communist idiots that means they have above average intelligence.

Them: yea im a communist

You: ew get the fuck away from me

by Randoemji December 13, 2023

communist baptism

A communist baptism is the act of taking viagra and repeatedly dunking your balls in a warm glass of goat milk. As your Nana takes a sip of her morning tea, you run over and stretch your milk soaked sack over the bridge of her nose so each testicle covers one eye. You then take her tea, chug it, and run for the hills. Hence leaving her thirsty and alone with a forehead dripping of disappointment so heinous only a communist penal colony could understand.

“Hey brother have you seen Nana lately?!”

“In fact I have, I gave her a communist baptism Monday morning and she hasn’t been the same since!”

by Belk Merelk December 27, 2023

Capmonism

Capmonism, as a moderate right-wing free-market nationalist ideology, advocates for controlled immigration policies to safeguard the nation's economic and cultural interests. It emphasizes the importance of prioritizing the well-being of its citizens and preserving national identity. While promoting a free-market economy, Capmonists argue for measures to ensure that immigration is regulated to maintain domestic job opportunities and protect social cohesion. The focus is on fostering a strong, self-sufficient nation while carefully managing the influx of individuals to uphold the values and stability of the society.

A: I’m a conservative, what about you?
B: Oh, I’m a capmonist!
(In the given dialogue, the term "capmonist" is a fictional word coined to represent an individual who adheres to the ideology of Capmonism – a moderate right-wing free-market nationalist perspective that combines elements of capitalism, nationalism, and a balanced approach to societal values.)

by Bromadehisownideology☠️ January 22, 2024