ASS-CO (asymptomatic covid)

A Public Health term: an easy to understand concept that dumb motherfuckers still ignore.

DOCTOR: Sir, your physical exam is fine, but your COVID test is positive, meaning you are an asymptomatic COVID carrier. Do you wear a mask?

ME: Asswhaaahh, bruh? Naw, I feel good! How a mask gonna help? My ass ain’t infected!

DOCTOR: I wouldn’t recommend wearing it there. You strike me as a pleasant, but obnoxiously stubborn man. As an ASS-CO (Asymptomatic COVID) carrier, you’ll need to quarantine yourself for two weeks and wear a mask more consistently, to prevent the airborne spread of COVID. Also take these pills.

ME: Quarra-what? Ass Mask whaaa? Masks kill people! Nobody wore a mask and lived, EVER! Masks are just a fuckin conspiracy from the MMI (mask manufacturing illuminati). …wut Pills?

DOCTOR: Magic Brain Pills (MBPs) that will temporarily make you smart enough to wear the ASS-CO mask over your mouth AND nose. As we cheerfully say in healthcare, “Don’t be a dumb cunt who can’t wear a mask correctly!”

by Magic Brain Pills September 6, 2020

co-first-cousin-once-removed-in-law

Spouse's first-cousin-once-removed's spouse.

My co-first-cousin-once-removed-in-law is a good person.

by JAMP12 September 21, 2021

Cos

Come on slut.

COS you know you want this

by 1Solar May 15, 2025

Chimp Co.

Someone who’s pullin, packin, and ready for action.

Not pullin person: Hey look over there it’s Chimp Co. I bet he’s pullin unlike me.

by anonymous May 2, 2021

step-co-grandnibling-in-law

Spouse's stepgrandnibling's spouse.

step-co-grandnibling-in-law.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024

co-second-cousin-in-law

1- Spouse's second-cousin's spouse.
2- Co-2C-in-law.

My co-second-cousin-in-law is a good person.

by User655 July 25, 2021

Co-tern

It is an intern with whom you work.

My co-tern is such a bitch; she never does any work and shops online like a fiend.

by mogeez July 17, 2010