Chode phone

A cellular phone wider than it is long (or one that is square, considering most cell phones are rectangular), like the Verizon Blitz or Sprint's Lotus.

"I got this ugly chode phone; look at how FAT it is!"

by OneWithWaves April 20, 2009

chode face

1. Somebody who makes a complete ass out of themselves
2. Somone who is really dumb
3. Someone who looks ugly
4. When someone fuck's up your shit
5. Acting very stupid around hot chicks
6. To demolish property

That chode face tried to fuck my car up.
That chode face thinks he's the shit.
He chode Faced that bitch.

by Adam Ohman September 5, 2006

Chode

Means fuck. means to go fuck your self many bandos use this word because they are scared of the teacher.

You mother chode!

by pie crap March 17, 2009

chode

a latino or latina that are short, fat, and start unnecessary fights

Don't pay attention to those ghetto bitches... fuckin chodes!

by DjTinaG!! December 9, 2010

chode

tiniest weirner ever

chode=1mm

by skiehf February 25, 2010

Chode

A Penis wider than it is long. Anyone who acts like a moron or is simply retarded.

A girl named Borah is a chode.

by Schlongalaong October 21, 2010

Chode

A penis that is wider than it is long. Also a nickname for anyone named Chloe, Cody, Coby, etc. It turns into Chodey.

"Hey look that person looks like a chode!"

"Hey Chodey how's it going?"

by Tbuhd May 4, 2010