cripple hot

1.)Someone so hot they could cripple you.

When I saw her fine ass walk through that door my legs buckled and I was a cripple.

by mixi September 7, 2005

cripple

someone who doesn't workout, train or just doesn't want to be jacked but still picks a fight with people by using numbers and still thinks their tough

a skinny ass looking crew of 15 wiggers picks a fight with 2 6 foot 6 beast like giants and all 15 of them gets put in the hospital
then one of the giant dudes says haha i just wasted you cripples

by superiorbreed May 1, 2017

crippled biscuit

simply when one's biscuit becomes broken and crippled.

lee: OMG my biscuit is broken ;(
phoebe: it's not broken, it's crippled !
lee: oh darn it, i now own a crippled biscuit.
phoebe: LOL!

by leetard. July 30, 2009

Cripton

When a person is talking rubbish.

Why do you come out with so much Cripton

by 01fieldo June 12, 2008

crippled

a crippled person is someone who have a physical or mental deficiency.

I'm emosionally crippled

by Fede August 3, 2005

cripple kick

The act an incapacitated mother does to enact revenge upon her rat bastard children.

You better watch it or mom will cripple kick you upside the head, crutches or no crutches.

by Cripple's Rat Ass Daughter January 18, 2009

Cripple-Copter

Any wheel-chair with aerial capabilities
A flying wheel-chair
When you launch a paraplegic out of a cannon

"You see that cripple? he needs himself a cripple-copter!"

by jdjfsjvb February 9, 2009