cotton burn

The feeling of road rash on your penis after beating off in a sock all day.

My girl was out of town this weekend and all this porn has given me cotton burn.

by Mislbays June 2, 2016

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mat burn

Basically a rug burn that is caused by skin rubbing across a mat. Usualy happens in Brazilian jiu jitsu.

After sparring today I noticed I got some serious mat burn on the top of my foot.

by Kimura August 15, 2016

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The result of having shagged a slapper pink/brown/pink/brown all night which results in the end of your bellend turning red & swelling up with a somewhat unpleasant burning sensation for weeks on end.

Fellows is some what distressed after contracting the near fatal bell burn disease after a night of vaginal/Anal action

by Pwazza1234 January 20, 2009

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wok-burn

the burniest of all burns. With a sharp oriental twist.

Ooooooooooohhh.....wok-burn!

by insectofrecto May 7, 2009

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Burn Phone

Mobile phone throw against a wall and then set on fire, when the owner realises that his Android phone has insufficient memory to be updated, thus rendering it worthless.

Sorry I didn’t call You but the latest security update release a case of (And)”Roid Rage” which turned my phone into a “Burn Phone”

by Alanya Viking November 12, 2017

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