The sexual act of having anal sex with a man/woman, then forcing your hand within their rectum (with your penis still inserted) then tossing yourself off to completion.
by L1ttle J1mmy January 09, 2018
by Fjionde September 15, 2021
don't be such an british tea cup
by KetchupCake April 26, 2017
A sexual act in which the testicles are placed in a colander and rubbed, then a plastic bag is placed over them, whilst five loaves of sourdough bread are rubbed around the girl's clit.
Brandon: oh god, we had a British Fruit Pie last night. It was great
Jennifer: I wish my guy would do stuff like that for me!
Jennifer: I wish my guy would do stuff like that for me!
by Jennifer Marquez April 02, 2016
The act of masturbating a horse to produce semen to give to the King of England to save your 3 bedroom estate from demolition.
"Are you coming over tonight? No, I have three more horses to jack off to give Chuck his British Pound..."
by majic mike May 23, 2025
When you are simultaneously taking a piss and a shit. Modeled after the popular British food combo,fish and chips.
by Shakingmyheadindespair August 25, 2023
by CJ'Z butty shop February 06, 2020