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Booty Booked

(v) the act of getting booty called over Facebook. Generally done via Facebook chat around 2 in the morning. Used when the girl or guy either doesn't have the recipients phone number or is such a troll that no one would give him/her their number.

The recipient is usually already PTFO'd (generally from excessive drinking) and just forgot to log out of their facebook.
Dude 1: This girl totally booty booked me last night!

Dude 2: WTF is a booty book?

Dude 1: It's when a girl booty calls you over Facebook.

Dude 2: Did you respond?

Dude 1: Hell no, that girl was a troll
by TheMadMangyMoose August 31, 2011
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Hooker Book

1. To flee rapidly from an area while attempting to remain casual, upon discovery of involvement in nefarious activity by an authority figure.

2. List of names (or a person whose name appears on said list) of friends with benefits for whom the "friend" portion consists solely of "dates" in which the man pays for the woman's dinner or movie, followed by sex.
1. Every time the boss opens his office door all the dudes visiting his hot new secretary do the hooker book back to their cubicles...Embarrassing.

2. Yo, I saw you and Mary Jane at dinner the other night. Are you actually dating that ho? Naw man, she strictly hooker book.
by Bitter Pills January 27, 2010
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Small Book

The smaller 20$ bag of heroin as compared to a "big book" which costs $40
ayy buddy, imma need 2 big books and 1 small book. i got 100
by Wick SQUADD December 22, 2014
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Book Wasted

After you have read a book for so long (especially at night) that you can't remember or concentrate on anything else, besides what you were reading, until you conk out.
"I read Twilight for 3 hours last night and couldn't stop thinking about it until I fell asleep."

"Wow, you must have been completely book wasted!"
by craigishilarious March 5, 2014
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Book On Tape

An audio recording of a book being read aloud. Historically, the term was used to reference a book reading recorded onto a cassette, hence the term "on tape". Although cassette tapes are no longer commonly used, the term "Book on Tape" in the modern day can refer to any medium of audiobook recording (CD, Radio, streaming platforms).
I need to find a good book on tape for my long road trip!
by AG41 July 11, 2023
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the book treatment

a prescribed treatment of slamming a book on your dick or shoving a book up your vagina depending on what you have
i like to give myself the book treatment
reallll sexy boi
zach is also gay
by gaythiccboiii March 6, 2019
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lets book

lets book is way way to say oh lets have fun not oh lets go read a book.
an example for lets book is "ok we are done cleaning lets book!"
by emidaweeb January 4, 2022
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