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False booking

When you someone on FB or MS talks about how wonderful life is and always post about what a good time they are having...And then when you actually spend time with them they are just misserable....
Yvette: So how did your night out with Lisa go
Crissy: OMG!!! She looked like a lot of fun on FB, but she was totally misserable. Not sure she even knows how to be happy...
Yvette: Yeah, I've I run into a few "false bookers" myself.
Crissy: "False booking" is so misleading
Yvette: Oh look!!! her "life is AMAZING today"
by TerribleTink June 23, 2010
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Bathroom booking

The moment when wiping ones ass that the toilet paper rips and you inadvertently put a finger on or in your brownie hole, thus allowing you to leave your fingerprints on the paper like a jail booking.
Everytime I use one-ply toilet paper I give myself the bathroom booking.
by Donkeysdong July 26, 2018
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Throne booking

The act of scrolling through ones feed, responding or wall monitoring while on the toilet.
Brian: "You have anything to read in your bathroom"
Matt: "If you had an iPhone you'd be throne booking right now"
by ididthat October 25, 2011
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book boyfriend

"I love Keefe, he's my book boyfriend."
by whywouldyouwannaknow? July 2, 2023
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the book of the damned

Joe: Hey! That man was so freaking evil!
Shelly: He should go in the book of the damned!
by AnonymousPieceofshit May 29, 2016
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Pushing Book

To study extensively for long periods of time. This is often found being done the night before a huge test or exam.
Sesi: We're writing Economics tomorrow and I haven't started studying!
Doug: I'm going to be Pushing Book tonight till the early hours.. I suggest you do the same because it counts 50% of our year mark.
by Sesita June 22, 2011
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mug books

that place parents go on the internet to check the current criminal status of their daughter's new boyfriend/background check
hilton mother "Make Paris find a new fuckfriend, this one's a criminal."
hilton father "My dick's in the dirt with this one, he wasn't in the mug books"
by bzurm June 18, 2012
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