blonde enthusiast

someone that is only attracted to blondes and thinks they are the best

John: i heard Jakes last 3 girlfriends were all blonde

Kyle: he must be a blonde enthusiast

John: yea i’m pretty sure he is at this point

by Secyboy69 August 5, 2022

mentally blonde

A person who acts like a blonde and is not actually blonde. Someone with low intelligence

Me: do you know that girl Nicki

You:yeah why

Me: she’s mentally blonde

You:she’s a dumbass

by Someone_iscool January 3, 2024

Dumb Blonde

A girl who is blonde and dumb and probably has no titties but a thick ass. Her name either starts with an H or ends with an A or maybe both.

God that girl is such a dumb blonde! She only passed english because she looked up the answers online!

by tittymaster69420 July 12, 2020

hybrid blonde

A brunette that has the ditsy blonde curse

Did she really just say that ? I SWEAR she's a hybrid blonde .

by B1G JÁY January 6, 2024

Annoying Blonde Girl

They will think that they're all that, but in reality they're so, uhh idk stupid I guess

You know that Annoying Blonde Girl Mia?
Yeah they're such a bitch I hate the mso much i hope hte ayt the ydie !!

by jimmychunga June 22, 2024

dumb blonde

Heather

heather is failing her classes and at life. what a mood. typical dumb blonde.

by Beep beep chicken noodle soup October 9, 2019

Blonde Mop

A blonde mop (or BM) is usually a male under the age of 16 who is long blonde hair. They can be mistaken for a girl and if the hair is bushy the blonde mop become a bushy blonde mop.

My son is a blonde mop

by Wnciakgjwigje August 23, 2019