banana booger

The stringy shit left on a peeled banana.

Even monkeys hate banana boogers.

by poifull June 19, 2020

dusty banana

The act of snorting cocaine off of an erect penis.

Lisa dusted Roger's banana on a boring Wednesday night. A dusty banana turns any night into an adventure.

by Slimshady7375268 March 9, 2014

cheese banana

A cheese shaped like a banana

I ate the cheese banana for lunch today with my sandwich.

by Thisisthethief June 28, 2016

Banana wave

The act of waving as if a banana were hand your hand with a closed fist. Same as the motion of jerking a cock.

Darrick didn't care what we had to say. He just gave us the banana wave.😒

by Boom Boom Taco Smasher November 11, 2015

Rasputin Banana

The Rasputin Banana is when you use shattered glass from fine glass to slice 3 to 5 of the veins on your penis and shout "Для России!" (Translation: "For Russia!" ) and proceed to rail your boyfriend or girlfriend in the ass until they shit themselves using nothing but dick blood for lube.

I picked up this chick at the bar and she told me she wanted to do something extra kinky tonight so I gave her the Rasputin Banana.

by KING HORN November 20, 2017

sludge banana

A huge turd that comes out in one long, vomit-inducing strand.

I just unloaded a massive sludge banana on that guys doorstep.

by Captain_Insano March 9, 2008

Daniel's Bananas

A phrase coined by a banker named Daniel who had to purchase a large number of bananas. He guesstimated the number of bananas he needed to reach a certain amount of money and was right on, to the penny.

This phrase is now used to express anything that happens to come out exactly right. ie: Grabbing a random number of stamps and having the exact number you need for your envelopes.

It is used on its own as an exclamation of your excitement.

"Daniel's bananas!! I had just the right number of stamps for my envelopes!"

by abudobby July 11, 2019