British Bulldog

A dog breed from Great Britain which is a stubborn, lazy little shit.

Friend 1: Yo, my new British bulldog puppy is a lazy little shit, he weighs half as much as me!

Friend 2: Nonsense, all dogs are playful.

Friend 1 shows Friend 2 a picture of dog sleeping on the couch

Friend 2: Damn that dog’s soo fat broo!!!!

by BigBoi0608 May 1, 2020

yummy british

A term used for a person who is sexy and british.

You are a yummy british.

by EggsTasteFunny October 11, 2019

British Civil War

A British slang term for the American Revolution

The British Civil War really did a number on the British.

by SesSeed July 3, 2023

yells in british

Yelling at someone in a British way in text, the best way to do it is to just put it there man.

1: “SHUT YO GODDAMN MOUTH YOU THING!!”
2: “haha Yells in british.”

by .unl0ded_3rror May 27, 2023

British

Adjective
the worst kind of “human” to ever exist

“I hate the British.”
“I can’t wait until the British die out”

by cool.swag.boy.24 October 9, 2023

British Pipeline

The act of smothering a crumpet in tea, the tea being a lubricant, and shoving it your ass, then fisting yourself until it comes out of your mouth.

Oh my god, did you hear? Steve gave himself a British Pipeline!

by Depressed Male July 30, 2017

British Blondie

Those white blonde British men you see on the media. Many females simp for them really hard. Always rich and ends up being the villain. They're very sus and don't get any bitches because of their status.

Person 1: Ugh, not the British Blondies! They're so annoying!

by teetersworld March 8, 2023