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Netflix and pizza bitches 

Young, self-loathing women who brag about being lonely and having Netflix and pizza as their only friends in an attempt to be funny but ending up making people feel bad for them.
"Hahahaha I'm SO lonely all I do is watch Netflix and eat pizza all day! I also have daddy issues...HAHAHAHA!"-Sally, one of many Netflix and pizza bitches.
Netflix and pizza bitches by ToiletBB September 19, 2015

fuck me in the asshole bitches 

why the fuck are you looking this up. are you gay or something, are you straight in the head, or are you just fucking stupid. get off this damn sight and go jerk off somewhere else for god sakes watch some asian porn or something
dude i was on urban dictionary when i found "fuck me in the asshole bitches" i went on asianporn.com, got a boner,started jacking off,then i went to my mums room and cummed in her face it felt so amazing.

bitches be hungry

a girl that just ate, and is now tugging my cock for a twinkie
jamie: dat be a damn good grape, you got a twinkie?

james: DAOOM girl!>! bitches be hungry fo real!

Bitches Bash 

A totally freakin' awesome party thrown by the Big Wheel Bitches.

Bitches, Bands, Beers, Booze, Bikes and Cars. What more could ask for?
Hey, Ricky Bobby? You hear 'bout them bitches throwin' that there party called the Bitches Bash?

Yep, Cletis, I sure did and you can bet yer ass, me and all my friends are gonna be there on May 16th at the Last Great Waternig Hole in Tucker GA. I hear them bithces is crazy and I love me some crazy bitches!
Bitches Bash by Bitter Red March 20, 2009

Snitch-bitchery 

When one refuses to take responsibility for his own actions and tries to divert attention away from those actions by calling to light someone else's wrongful action.
Me and a co-worker both came late to work. To punish me, my manager told me I had to stay late. I told him I was only staying late if the other guy stays too.

I am a practitioner of snitch-bitchery at it's finest.

Crusty Bitches 

The baby-booming time keeper in your office and her gaggle of friends usually named Jill, Katherine, Janet or Janice. All gulp down Diet Cokes at their secret lunch meetings at the local Panera Bread sharing recipes on Tortilla Soup, their saggy goblets in full swing gossiping about all the juicy office details they know nothing about. Each day closer to retirement their gossip intensifies as their vaginas calcify over and the crust thickens.
Shhhh the Crusty Bitches, your 10 o’clock and they have their hearing aids on high.