Butt Berry

Small (upto 1" dia ) balls of fecal matter that the body sometimes expels during deep REM sleep. It's believed that this normal occurance is a carryover from the stone age and are expelled to act as a lubricant between the butt cheeks as the Cave man would walk and run.

This is the cause of the mysterious skid mark found in your underwear.

Fred's butt berry fell on the floor this morning when he got out of bed, and I had to rub his nose in it.

I can always tell how drunk I got by the number of butt berries I find in my shorts in the morning.

Men with hairy asses always have that special "aroma" about them because their butt berries have been mashed into their ass hair. TAKE A SHOWER and stay the fuck out of the club's HOT TUB DUDE!
ass plugs, shit balls, balls of shit, are examples of Butt Berry

by Maggot man March 17, 2011

roll with bert

The process of smoking dro, or weed

"What are we gonna do this weekend?"
"Roll with bert!"

by paulwalll March 3, 2008

berry blast

1. A tasty treat consisting of frozen yogurt and delicious berries mixed together in a cup eaten with a spoon and a smile.

2. When you secretly want to leave a lame party for an ice cream delight but don't want to be obvious about it.

Meagan: Hey let's go to UDF and get a berry blast!
Ryan: I'd rather rub tanning oil all over myself

Dude #1: This party sucks rocks
Dude #2: Let's berry blast this joint!

by c+m July 17, 2007

dill berry

Same as dingle berry, i.e., a dried tiny ball of shit caught in one's anus hairs. Sometimes used to refer to tiny balls of shit gummed up with cotton on one's underwear, especially new underwear. dingle berry

Your new drawers possessed dill berries! Not hashmarks! You are such a dill berry!

by Bricks69 June 18, 2009

Dingle-Berry Chin

Dingle-Berry Chin is when you are eating a girls pussy for so long that Dingle-Berries form on the chin.

I was going down on my girl freind for so long that i got Dingle-Berry Chin.

by Sir Isac Nuttin October 14, 2006

berrysuckage.

to describe how berry college really is.

hows life at berry? berrysuckage. or... berrysuckagely

by hallie July 9, 2003

Bert and Ernie

Code word for when one of your buddies is hitting on some ugly bitch. A way of breaking the ice to him without saying she's ugly.

day after: Hey man, thanks for bert and ernie'ing me last night, I didn't want to hook up with that big bitch.

by derek_nesta March 4, 2008