Playing da bass

A euphemism for jacking off. Originated from that one time David Ellefson, the former bassist of Megadeth, jacked off on camera

"Just playing da bass, Euphoria is my favorite bassline"

by BrahRebleck November 13, 2023

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Bass

Bass is short for boy ass

Man I caught a large bass last night

Bro, pass the bass

Can I get a bite of that bass?

by Bro_om May 1, 2021

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slap'n the bass

where you slap the bass to hard. Your rectum takes offence

guy: Man I think I was slap'n the bass to hard

Guy 2 : I know bruv it kills init. My wife tried slap'n the bass last night

by That 420 guy October 30, 2017

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The act of penetrating ones asshole and puncturing the intestines using an extra wide gap or offset worm hook before suspending the creature in the air, leaving it dangling on the hook and running electricity through it.

DAYUM!!! Eduardo executed that brat by giving it a nigerian bass!

by Lightning mcoon December 2, 2025

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Bass

4 stringed instrument that pussies play because guitar is too hard.

Girl: Does Daniel play guitar, that's sooo hot!
Girl2: No he plays bass
Girl: Fucking pussy

by De wey February 21, 2019

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Bass Communion

A side project by one of the most talented and gifted musicians of this era: Steven Wilson. Some of his songs are used in some Porcupine Tree songs. For example: The song "43553E99.01" was used in a Porcupine Tree track called "Lips Of Ashes".

Man 1: What are you listening to?
Man 2: I'm listening to Bass Communion
Man 1: Oh really? Isn't that a sophisticated side project by Steven Wilson?
Man 2: Yes, yes it is

by SophisticatedSurrealist July 28, 2021

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