A Basshole

A Basshole is a person who loves to bass fish. This term was coined on the bass fishing website, TheBassholes.com

You can always find Jared on the lake fishing because he is such A Basshole.

by jared867 November 17, 2010

bass-sexual

a guy or girl who plays the 5-string bass and cant make up their mind whether or not they want 4 or 6 strings. so theyre half bassist half guitarist, hence the bass-sexual

Wardle: Dude that guy owns on bass!

Alice: Nahh, he aint a bassist. Hes a bass-sexual.

Erm, the guitarist lost one of his strings. And one of his tuning keys as well by the looks of it.

by BassChick August 11, 2009

All About that Bass

Crappy song by Meghan Trainor that's supposedly about how the bass guitar is like the thickness of a song or the bottom, relating to the body like that, yet it doesnt even have a bass drop or any real bass that can be heard over the shitty melody and fake ass lyrics.

It's become popular because it inspires obese woman despite it being a fucking terrible song, even the one singing it is fat, and they even include a fat guy in the video, it looks like she's trying to make fun of herself.

400 pound woman: Yeah i'm all about that bass.
Ideal body weight woman: Shut the fuck up already you're a fucking hippo.

by Ferb City October 18, 2014

Bass Camp

A week spent as SPU sumo wrestling, gambling, excelent food, and sometimes playing the upright bass. It usually happens the same week as cheer camp, ballet camp, or high school nurse in training camp.

I went to bass camp and it changed my life

by ChuckDC August 3, 2008

Bass Eye

"Bass Eye" a format of human eyes where one or both eye/s are lookin to the side slightly as thou not looking at you but thru you. Not to be confused with a lazy eye, bass eye is only a minor deviation of the eye.

Looks as thou eyes are opposite of cross-eyed.

"Woh man, did you see the bass eyes on that chick, yikes!"

"Aw, I was talking with this person and couldn't stop looking at their bass eyes, freaked me out!"

by NorthernFirepower September 3, 2009

Bassenstein

n.
A bass turned self-aware monster having the appearance of a man.

Bassenstein came alive with the full moon and blood-shat a huge stank-funk that rattled the backbone of the network.

by zerokarmaleft April 4, 2005

Pulling A Bassett

attempting to cover up your obvious and blatant homosexuality by maintaining a long-distance relationship with a high school "sweetheart"

I didn't want to come out to my friends, so I ended up pulling a Bassett and fooled everyone.

by vengeance81 January 6, 2011